hudson, mia m.

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full name mia marisol hudson date of birth 08/01/1990 home town boston, ma current city new york city, ny education undergraduate; boston university graduate; columbia university occupation grad student ________________________________________ "Desmond, Christian, my fathers, Joel and my beloved husband .... News flash. They all suck. And I'm going to tell you why." I really don't ask for much, honestly. I ask for my Starbucks delivered on time (a venti Oprah Iced Chai Tea Latte, with soy). I ask for my dry cleaning to be picked up. I ask for my parking tickets to be paid. I hired Christian to do these things and he forgets the soy everytime. It's a good thing I'm not actually allergic to dairy. Otherwise, I'd be shitting my pants. Literally. On top of (Sam)paying him $38,000 a year, we've been sleeping together for the past six months. So honestly, if you're going to be fucking me, you better be getting my coffee order right. Sam and I have been together since the 11th grade. He was the captain of the football team, I was the head cheerleader. As vom-tastic as that might sound, there was nothing anyone likes more than my cheer uniform. Both of my dads liked it especially. We dated through college. He took Computer Science and I took arts. I attended all the company Holiday parties in all the dresses he bought me, and if you must know, I really did and do love him. I just got bored, and honestly, that's not my fault. He's the one that didn't come home until it was dark. He's the one that forgot my birthday, our anniversary. He's the one who put off having kids. No wonder I strayed. My fine twin, Desmond. The only thing we've got in common is our creativity. We don't look alike, we don't see things the same, and from head to toe, we are different. Despite being a magnificent recluse, he's often told he's the nice one of us two. He's just a big, annoying softie, often too dramatic for his own good and his girlfriend is really fucking annoying. Dasia makes me so angry, and I really cannot deal. Long story short, I avoid him and the rest of my family at all fucking cost. Then there's Sam's fucking private investigator. The man he hired to catch me cheating on him or whatever. I have two big pieces of advice that I give to any husband who's trying to tail their wives: Remember, if you have a hot wife, people are going to want to fuck her, including your private investigator. Don't hire a hot private investigator, your hot wife will want to fuck them. Now, he came onto me and I definitely let him and I definitely enjoyed it. But again, I am completely blameless in this situation and it was Joel that opened his big fat mouth and told me he wanted to fuck me, and it was Joel that opened his big fat mouth and told Sam that he did. There's a few pictures of me on my knees floating around, too. He likes to refer to it as "evidence". My dads? They're dicks for one reason and one reason only: they chased away my mother. ________________________________________ your name holly play-by chloe member group resident