Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2013 6:06:33 GMT
benjamin patrick keller ,
full name: Benjamin Patrick Keller
nicknames: Ben, BK
age: 23
birthday: 07/10
education: Indiana University
occupation: Sports agent
sexual orientation: Straight
marital status: Single
current city: NYC
hometown: Chicago, IL.
5 things that bug me most about the opposite sex
- Neediness
- Instagram selfies
- Committment
- Baby talk
- Starbucks
4 things that i love about the opposite sex
- Boobs
- Long legs
- Brunettes
- Fine smelling perfume
3 guilty pleasures
- ESPN
- Fast cars
- Sports Illustrated
2 things i draw inspiration from
- MJ
- Night drives
1 person that means the most to me
- Ashley
where are you spending the holidays?
christmas is my holiday with my dad in chicago, so maybe chicago or i'll head down to bloomington to see some of my old fraternity brothers.
your christmas list
- Armani cologne
- A fucking break from work
what are your new years resolutions?
- Sign the most clients at the agency
- Quit smoking
- Fuck more blondes
parents: Jacob Keller & Laine Ralston
siblings: Delaney Keller (27), Ashley Keller (21), Spencer Keller (18)
other: Hailey Keller, step-mom
"My family is just your typical American-style family. My mother filed for a divorce from my father when my siblings and I were in our teens, leading into a fucking catastrophe of a custody battle. Spent most of my time going back and forth between Chicago and New York. I'm closest to my mom but my dad has the most influence on my life. I'm fucking whipped like the rest of my siblings. Delaney lives three blocks away from Pops, Ashley goes to Loyola, Spencer is fucking living it up in high school. Feel bad for mom, she got the short end of the stick later on in life. I try to call her every Sunday if I'm not working late or watching a game. She gets Thanksgiving with us so she shouldn't complain. The divorce was her fucking fault anyways. Now I've got a bitch of a step-mother who wants to suck my dick."
I think I did pretty fucking well for a guy who was raised by lunatics. My dad was a businessman with his head so far up his boss' ass he couldn't even cherish his wife or kids. Mom wasn't any better though. Once dad started to disappear from the dinner tables she started to bring out the wine. Can't say I blame her, four kids by yourself isn't easy. I wasn't the easiest child either. Teachers use to call the house probably once a week about my behavior issues. Basically I was the devil reincarnated to my mom but she didn't do shit. Sat around and chugged the bottle some more. Delaney finally stood up for us and called ma on her bullshit. You should've seen the look on her face when she spat the words alcoholic in her face. Ma got clean that day; even got herself a new haircut and served Dad with some divorce papers. Just because Ma fixed her marriage issues didn't mean I was fixing my attitude though. Fights and fucking were my new talents. High school was some of the best years of my life. Spent all school year in Chicago then vacationed out in New York City. College raised the bar even high, especially once I joined a fraternity- Delta Tau Delta. Some of the best fucking nights of my life were spent at IU. I was skipping class, screwing with every sorority girl I came across and blowing all of my dad's money. It didn't strike me about my future until I got busted with public intoxication. Wasn't a huge deal; only had to take a few alcohol awareness classes and overnight jail time. In my cage though I thought about how I was taking everything for granted..well at least my schooling. I was still going to fuck around with any piece of ass I was going to get. There was no way I was going to end up like my mom or my ass kisser of a father. Basketball and Football saved me, in a odd way. I was a shit player so that was out of the question so I looked into business and marketing. Sports agent caught my eye and that's where I am today. A big New York City office with some hot babe as a secretary.
I don't believe in reliving the past, everything happens for a reason and you just have to deal with it. Learned this lesson throughout this year with various clients, deals and women. This has been the greatest year of my life and also the most complicated year. Especially in the aspect of women. I could probably pin point it to one woman exactly. Mina. She just keeps coming back for more, which I'm flattered by. I'm guessing it has something to do with a safety issue, I feel safe or some bullshit like that. You know how women get. They are comfortable with the old and not the new. I respect it. Mina is a great girl, she's cute. It's not only been Mina though. I've come across so many broads I just don't know what to fucking do. Reason why I can't get serious with any girl like Mina. The blonde hair, the big tits and the revealing mini skirts get to me every time. I won't ever forget the last time I saw Mina. She found out that I rolled around with one of her girlfriend's and she wasn't too pleased. Guess I fucked that up. It's not all about women though. This year has been tough for my Ma who recently lost my grandma. Since I live so close I visit her and try to see some of the light in her again. All of us are trying really, she just doesn't want to see past the bottle...again. I can't get distracted from work however. We are so close to signing some awesome clients that I can't stray away from what I know.
KAYLA, NYC, JCOLLIER