Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 0:43:04 GMT
  | ABRAM AVI CRITCHLEY 24 / Male / Straight / Single Sydney, Australia |
| Last Online: Online now! Ethnicity: White. Height: 6'1. Body Type: Athletic. Diet: Almost Anything. Smokes: Never. Drinks: Often. Drugs: Never. | Religion: Atheist. Sign: Taurus. Education: Some University. Job: Professional Athlete. Income: 13.9 Million GBP. Offspring: -- Pets: -- Speaks: English. |
my self summary:Word. I never know what to put on these. I guess I'm supposed to talk about how outgoing I am and how much I love the great outdoors, right?
What I'm Doing With My Life:Playing soccer and living beach side. I'm a big fucking deal, not gonna apologize for that one.
I'm Really Good At:I'd usually write "see above" because that also applies here. I'm good at soccer. I'm not worth 13.9 Million for nothing. The hottest girls don't want to fuck me for nothing. Honestly, it's a shame I'll never be able to watch myself play, that I'll never get the full experience in and out of body, you know? Sydney, though. The beaches are incredible.
Favorite Books, Movies, Shows, Music & Food:Books: Doctor Sleep by Stephen King, Goldfinch by Donna Tartt, The Tipping Point by Malcom Gladwell, Abram Avi: The Biography by Vanessa Keaton.
Movies: Springbreakers, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, American Psycho, The Virgin Suicide.
Shows: Entourage, American Horror Story, Californiacation, Game of Thrones, 6teen.
Music: Kanye West, Skrillex, Avicii, Eminem, Lil' Wayne, Drake.
Food: Surf & Turf, Smoked Macaroni & Cheese from Cafeteria, Shrimp, Portobello Mushrooms, Sloppy Joes.
The Six Things I Could Never Do Without:Soccer, Beaches, Blowjobs, Sasha Alesci, Victoria's Secret & Corn Dogs.
I Spend a lot of Time Thinking About:Myself, Sasha, Soccer & the Beach.
On a Typical Friday Night I Am:Practicing safe sex.
The Most Private Thing I'm willing to Admit:Birdie Benson is not as good at head as she thinks she is.
I'm Looking For:Women with hot bodies, though the definition of hot really is in the eye of the beholder. I like fat asses and dark tans. If you like to make out with girls, I'm cool with that too. I'm totally game to watch.
You Should Message Me If:If you like to have fun, 'cause that's all I really care about.HOLLY, FERDIE, SYDNEY