Webber, Sara E.

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B A S I C - I N F O R M A T I O N NAME: Sara Evelyn Webber GENDER: Female HEIGHT: 5'5" SEXUALITY: Bi-Sexual AGE: 24 D.O.B.: April 1st, 1991 PLACE OF BIRTH: Cockrell Hill, Texas HOMETOWN: Dallas, Texas CURRENT CITY: New York City, New York EDUCATION: B.F.A. in Acting from New York University (2012) CURRENT JOB: Waitress FUTURE PLANS: Acting ------------------------------------------ JOB TITLE: Waitress DATE BEGAN: November 2014 DESCRIPTION: I began working at Ellen's Starlight Diner last fall. I had a few jobs prior to this -- barista, waitress at another restaurant (Freddie Wilson's, actually), retail...the usuals. I picked up this job to begin earning more money to help with the overflowing amount of auditions that my agents help me get. I thought that this job was only going to be a few months thing, but lo and behold, I'm still working here almost a year later. It brings in money so I can pay rent and such, but I didn't think this would be my life post-graduation. ------------------------------------------ WHEN I JOINED TINDER: May 2015 WHY I JOINED TINDER: Because I wasn't meeting anyone that I thought was worthy enough of me in my actual real life, so I figured why not give this stupid app a chance. It's also just reaaaallly fun to fuck with people's heads on here. I love the reactions. So. Fucking. Funny. SUCCESSFUL OR NOT? I've been on a few dates, that then turned into hook-ups. I've met great girls and guys, and have had equally great sex out of this. Would I choose anyone off there to date in the long run? No. I've met girls that I occasionally hook up with, and have some guys that take me on dates when I'm feeling it. I'd say give it a chance. But it's really just laughable, honestly. ------------------------------------------ T O P - F I V E ROLES I WANT TO PLAY: Maggie in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Cecily in The Importance of Being Earnest Titania in A Midsummer Night's Dream Elizabeth Bennett in Pride and Prejudice Martha in Piece of My Heart TURN-ONS (MEN): Muscles Blue Eyes Accent Scruff Tattoos TURN-ONS (WOMEN): Brown Eyes Height Average Build Blonde Hair Tattoos GO TO DRINKS: IPA Budweiser Jaegermeister Shots Whisky Jack and Coke ------------------------------------------ C O N Q U E S T # 1 NAME & AGE: Sasha Jones, 21 WHERE WE MET: Tinder MY THOUGHTS: Sasha was a good fuck and a pretty face. But when she opened her mouth, it's like all the intelligence left her brain. I couldn't fucking stand the sound of her voice...it was like...fucking nails on a chalkboard. So fucking irritating. We fucked a few times, and then called it quits. The voice got me man. I couldn't do it. C O N Q U E S T # 2 NAME & AGE: Ace Lancaster, 26 WHERE WE MET: Coffee Shop (I spilled coffee on him) MY THOUGHTS: Ace was everything I fucking loved in a man. Scruff. Beard. Tattoos. Cool hair. Cool style. Just the appearance made get so fucking wet. He was strong, and God he knew his way in a bed. He did things to me that would make any woman squirm...he said things to me that would make any woman wet. We had a good run for a while, you know? But our relationship was purely physical. I wanted more, he didn't. End of it. Though, I'd be lying if I said I didn't continue to fuck him whenever we're both free. C O N Q U E S T # 3 NAME & AGE: Sydney Peterson, 23 WHERE WE MET: Tinder MY THOUGHTS: Sydney was a challenge for me. She didn't get turned on at the things I said. She had other ideas of what she wanted. She played hard to get. Sydney knew I wanted to conquer her; and that made her retract. She was attractive and she fucking turned me on so well. And when I finally got her in bed...damn. Girl knew how to eat pussy. She made me cum so hard. And often. I had never been worked that way. But things fell out, and she was interested in something more, and at that point, I wasn't. ------------------------------------------ Q U O T E S - T O - R E M E M B E R - M E “I had already made a decision early on that I would be a plain girl with lots of personality, and accepting it made everything a lot easier. If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is going to be.” Amy Poehler “Listen, my body is attracted to your body but when you speak it makes my brain angry.” Mindy Kaling “There were always in me, two women at least, one woman desperate and bewildered, who felt she was drowning and another who would leap into a scene, as upon a stage, conceal her true emotions because they were weaknesses, helplessness, despair, and present to the world only a smile, an eagerness, curiosity, enthusiasm, interest.” Anais Nin KAREN - LEIGHTON - RESIDENT