MCCARTHY, Joseph T

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joseph tommy mccarthy (born april 1, 1988) is an american multi-instrumentalist, singer and songwriter. he is best known as the guitarist for american rock band cat's cradle. ..................................................... ..................................................... high buns magazine : fall issue HB: hey man, how's it going? JM: man, it's going, you? it's good, little high? [laughs] yea, just a little ready for the best interview of your life? oh man, i'm fucking ready. right... what did you want to be when you grew up? a hill billy. i had this neighbour growing up who was constantly shirtless and had the brownest tan. he was always this next level drunk, a level i've yet to reach. smelt like hardwork and vomit. lived with very little, seemed happy. it doesn't sound like you were very ambitious [shrugs] favourite meal breakfast, at dinner. pancakes, syrup, bacon and hashbrowns. favourite host of the view.. ahhhhhhhh. whoppi! last time you visited the dentist? last week. no cavities, man [high-fives] last thing you do before you go to bed? it's very sweet, actually. i think they might be embarrassed. you can't just say that and then hold out on us! alright, alright. i give isaac a massage and sometimes we play wrestle. [laughing] best dope you've ever smoked? dopest dope? this shit, hook a brother up. first exhibit you'd visit at a zoo? monkey.. or ape. same but different. your family's christmas tradition singing carols at the local retirement home. oh, that's.. unrealistic. when we were kids we used to do that, now we all just get blackout drunk. last year i woke up in the bathtub wearing a plastic bag as a beard. name a song .. hot chocolate. you sexy thing. thing you look for in a girl? must love dogs.. cusack. you were in an americana band before cat's cradle, what was that called? bitter ex-boyfriends. we never expected it to stick as much as it did. were you a bitter ex-boyfriend nah, i was a seventeen year old virgin. finish this sentence, "i wish i had a.." giant purple elephant. well, thanks for getting high with us, Steph anytime, hombre, it's been a time ..................................................... "is hating on your ex-boyfriend a rule? because i'm breaking it. i seriously love joey, and not in an "in love/still not over my ex" kind of way, but in a genuine appreciation of his being. we dated for just over a year and he ended it.. but so what, you can't hate a person for making a decision about their life. i was angry at first, but then a few months went by and i started to realize, breaking up with me was probably he most selfless thing joseph could have done. he's so busy focusing on the band, that he couldn't continue to put his whole self into our relationship. that's fine. joey's not perfect. he's grumpy in the morning, can't cook a meal worth anything, and barely remembers plans. my parents were relieved when we broke up because they thought he was too immature in his life to be worth it. my mom said, "maybe in another life", she's one of those. but joey is more than decent, he's a genuinely kind person. he'd do anything for practically anyone, he's selfless in a way where he'd put his all into making someone's day even if it meant he was fucking himself over. he's silly, he's goofy, he thinks he's funny.. he sometimes is. i'm pretty sure if you were to ask anyone about joey, they'd say more or less the same thing as i would." ..................................................... recently played wolf teeth - jd mcpherson theme for a jackal - the misfits heathen child - grinderman i'm sorry - brenda lee tv party - black electic avenue - eddy grant everything goes my way - metronomy success - iggy pop milkshake - kelis

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