ULSTER, Jane Layla

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Born on April 1, 1991 to loving parents, George and Cindy Ulster. Raised in Seattle, Washington, Jane is the youngest of three and has two sisters. She currently resides in Los Angeles, California where she works as a spokesperson for Awh, Shit! Brewery. .................................................. .................................................. A significant relationship. A life changing one. Flaws include: sleeps in too late, falls asleep after climaxing, no secrets, untrustworthy, humor outweighs logic, logic doesn't seem to exist, forgets my birthday but remembers April Fools Day (same day), has the worst taste palate, has a death wish, bad at decorating, would probably sell out, likes Prison Break. However: is sentimental, amazing in bed, wickedly talented and hilarious. Past: "I hate him. What an asshole. How can he say I'm in the wrong? I know I am, but he is too. If he hadn't have cheated... I know he didn't now, but if he hadn't have faked it then I wouldn't have fucked James. How did he expect me to respond?! And now it's my fault. All my fault, 100% my fault. This is bullshit, Petra. He's being so unreasonable, he's such a fucking prick. He's the worst." Present: "I couldn't go in the room. His mom was crying, his friend Olivia was there too.. crying, and I couldn't even go in the room. I couldn't even cry, Petra. Seeing him hooked up to those tubes, his face beat up and his body bruised. It was different, it was weak and I couldn't do anything. He'll be fine, we know that. I sent him one of those fucking ridiculous candy bouquets when I heard he was awake. He probably can't even eat it.. god, he's the worst." .................................................. AWH SHIT! BREWERY FEBRUARY SCHEDULE Tampa Bay Beer Week | Tampa Bay, Florida | 5-10 Brewbies Festival | Oceanside, California | 13 Awh Shit! Brewhouse Event | Downtown LA, California | 14 SLO Craft Beer Fest | San Luis Obispo, California | 20 Hops & Props Craft Beer Festival | Garden City, New York | 27 AWH SHIT! BEER LIST People Person | Dry Hopped Sour | 5.5% Massive Aggression | Dry Hopped Double Pale Ale | 9.0% Shin Dig | Belgian Tripel | 9.0% Short Term Memory | Farmhouse Ale | 6.0% Jane's Walk of Shame | Barley Wine | 10.0% Slow Burn | Chocolate Mole Stout | 8.0% Daywalker | Ginger Beer | 6.0% Little Pony | S.M.A.S.H. IPA | 5.0% Old Money Mild | English Brown Ale | 4.5% Mr. Personality | Amber Ale | 5.0% .................................................. By Petra Van Der Zaag I've never met anyone more sarcastic than Jane. We met in the girl's bathroom in some sketchy bar DT LA, she gave me a tampon. Her favourite drink is uhm, beer. Her best trait is she's a genuinely good friend, and will do anything for someone in need. Her worst trait is she's reckless.. drinks too much, does too much coke, fucks too much. She's also a drama queen. She once told me she set her school on fire to get out of a math test and photoshopped her ex boyfriend's face onto dicks then hacked his facebook. You can win her heart with tacos. You'll break her heart if you get in her way. On weekends you can find her sleeping into noon and hungover as hell. On week days you can find her at work, manhandling and drinking. In her car you can find her badly dancing to Childish Gambino while checking her Instagram feed She's the worst. .................................................. DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT DATE

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