. all fired up

[rosie de la cruz]

Find a girlfriend who likes it - does He also want a bj while I’m at it?

[tate mccarthy]

Nah, I'll settle for the one I've got. I mean, yeah, he definitely would, but I'm legit gonna go throw up now.

[rosie de la cruz]

So am I, he’s like the 3rd brother I never wanted. 10/10 great at spooning and karaoke though.

[tate mccarthy]

He definitely doesn't think of you in a sisterly way. That's it, no more spooning, not now, not ever. No spooning outside this relationship, both of us!

[rosie de la cruz]

Thats unfortunate for him. It’s really harmless! Actually, are you able to leave Thursday morning? I think I can finish what I need to today and go out for a bit.

[tate mccarthy]

Is this you agreeing to the new rule? Yeah babe, of course. Wanna have a wild one?

[rosie de la cruz]

Do I need to sign a contract? I don’t want to be convinced my heart is failing, no!

[tate mccarthy]

I’ll get my lawyers to look it over. Fred’s just a moron, it won’t be like that!

[rosie de la cruz]

You’re basically my lawyer, so make sure to do some due diligence on my end for a fair argument. Still have Micro tomorrow, I have to make it! Let’s just get drinks with everyone or something.

[tate mccarthy]

You’re gonna have to find your own when it comes to prenups, just so you know. What time? Micro, I mean, not what time for drinks.

[rosie de la cruz]

That’s fine - your 57 lawyers should know I’m not after your money anyway. Noon! I’ll text the group chat.

[tate mccarthy]

You're a dream. That's plenty of time to recover, let's go big!

[rosie de la cruz]

You’re a nightmare, but at least you’re mine. You go right ahead, I’ll carry your key so you don’t get locked out again.

[tate mccarthy]

All yours. It won't be as fun if you don't come.

[rosie de la cruz]

I never said I wouldn’t come! I just can’t look up and realize it’s 5am and I’ve lost track of my vodka sodas and someone’s spilling more coke out on the table. I can’t even solve 2+2 at that point.