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[rosie de la cruz]

Whoa...is he talking back, what's he saying? Also please tell me that's not the true reason you messaged him. So do I, but sometimes dorm life is hard when you can't go out 4 times a week anymore without fucking up your GPA.

[teddi st. james]

Ugh, no, I love him—duh. But he can’t know that and it’s good to have a cover. I also really do need this snagged-nail fixed. You’re actually the smartest girl I know? Are you sure you aren’t just worried it will actually dip instead of it actually dipping?

[rosie de la cruz]

You could have had a change of heart, I was double checking! File it down, at least! So it doesn't snag. I don't really feel like testing the theory?

[teddi st. james]

OK, Mom. I’ll file it down. Please tell me how to be a better boyfriend stalker. I’ve never been good at it and I think I need to up my game. I have never been an excellent snoop but I’m turning over a new leaf and need to figure out what August has been doing for six months!

[rosie de la cruz]

You’ll feel better and it won’t look as obvious. And it’s not $40! Ok I may not be your best bet here either, but doesn’t he game? Find his tag, or whatever that’s called. Maybe you can see online history or something. Or any tagged photos. Or ask him what he’s been up to??

[teddi st. james]

One does not just ask their boyfriend what they've been up to??? The other ideas tho 💯

[rosie de la cruz]

It could come off casual, not stalkerish! But then again casual may not be our forte... He could just have been a night owl while you were away! Or a school slave like me!

[teddi st. james]

Ya everyone knows you both are the picture of unending monogamy. It's sickening! I don't buy it. I mean I do, but because he stuck his dick in me once I'm convinced he has behaved horribly even if I have no claim!

[rosie de la cruz]

Sorry, not sorry? Blame the Oxytocin. It’s August, I don’t feel like he’s the type!

[teddi st. james]

He's totally not the type, but it's easier to be crazy than to be vulnerable, don't you think?

[rosie de la cruz]

For a girl? Definitely the easier excuse. He's not the type!

[teddi st. james]

Dudes never have to be crazy. Just apathetic. Please regale me with tales of your love. I need to pretend it still exists.

[rosie de la cruz]

Isnt it weird how the more disinterested guys are, the more girls kind of love them? Not much to tell, we’re really boring at school because I’m basically a hermit 6 days of the week. Haven’t said I love you yet, have talked about moving in together when we graduate. Still a little honeymoon phase-ish this whole year later, which is fun.