. tidal wave

[lily mccarthy]

I’m sure it would, but it’s fine. I’ll just say something came up.

[isaac mcavoy]

zac Again, too nice! How come you guys broke up? You seemed pretty loved up at one point.

[lily mccarthy]

Had another girlfriend in Mexico and I became fluent enough in Spanish to figure it out. Increíble!

[isaac mcavoy]

zac Is that a joke?!

[lily mccarthy]

I wish. Just a bit of a sour note to end on.

[isaac mcavoy]

zac That's insane, what an asshole. Good material for your memoir though, right?

[lily mccarthy]

And albums, as Taylor Swift as that sounds. It doesn’t hurt really any more.

[isaac mcavoy]

zac And now you know Spanish! Honestly, what a bad bitch.

[lily mccarthy]

Yes, exactly! Not all bad things stay tragedies.

[isaac mcavoy]

zac His face must have been priceless. What else is going on with you, guy-wise? I promise not to rat you out to Joey.

[lily mccarthy]

Mmm same as every other girl in LA probably. Dating apps, blind dates. I went to speed dating with a friend once, do you know how fascinating that is? First impressions really last! What about you, girl-wise? All gossip magazines aside.

[isaac mcavoy]

zac Sounds brutal. I bet they're falling over themselves to impress you too, it must be so pressurized. Did anyone make a good one? OK, this really is gossip so I need you to swear you won't tell a soul...

[lily mccarthy]

One guy, until he asked me too many questions about my feet and high heels on the follow up. Fetishes, man. Secret’s safe with me.

[isaac mcavoy]

zac Oh fuck. Remind me to stash all my fetish gear before you come over next time, I wanna make it to the third date at least before I ask you to pee on me. Athena and I went bowling the other night. It escalated.

[lily mccarthy]

Is the fourth when you ask me to take you from behind? Or is that the sixth? Had to compensate for a very PG date? I won’t rat you out to Joey either.