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[dolly weathers]

d o l l y You don't?

[theo lovett]

THEO i think i'm anchorage hot, like girls definitely liked me back home. but not LA hot, the scale's crazy here.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y You could be a part time model youtu.be/89zOtd6VAiU

[theo lovett]

THEO i can't believe dolly weathers thinks i'm hot. i can't believe dolly weathers watches flight of the conchords!

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y You're everyone's type! I can't believe you don't think you're universally hot.

[theo lovett]

THEO i'm really not being modest, like i realize i'm better than average. in high school these freshman girls had this obsession with ollie and i, they'd follow us round giggling and egging each other on to talk to us, which they only very rarely did. called themselves the lovett lovers, which was unimaginative, but they were kids. but LA is crazy!

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y That is adorable. You had your own little fan club! I bet you have your own fan club here too.

[theo lovett]

THEO not as big as yours, but it was something. for what it's worth i think you're totally beautiful. even by LA standards, even puking.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y You're such a sweetheart. I'm pretty ordinary, but I have an amazing dermatologist. Thank you though.

[theo lovett]

THEO i'm sure you're told it all the time.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Yeah, but I always wonder if it's because they want a piece of the pie.

[theo lovett]

THEO probably both! ok, you've convinced me, i'm going to go break up with flo.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Yes! You can do it. I'll be there with a beer for you.

[theo lovett]

THEO beer and a burger, please! can be vegan.

[dolly weathers]

d o l l y Beer and a burger it is. I'll go up and talk to her after, to make sure.