. mule skinner blues

[lily mccarthy]

LILY Booze and birthdays! I’ll see if he wants to come smoke with me on the roof or something too - do you and Elyse see him at all? I’ll make an invite, slip it under your door.

[theo lovett]

THEO smart, that'll lure him out. we try not to, hard in a small apartment but we're managing for the most part. you are nailing the crafting.

[lily mccarthy]

LILY That really sucks - I bet it’s lonely all around there. If you consider colored construction paper and some star stickers as mastering it, then I’m a pro!

[theo lovett]

THEO it is. not a great time to be an extravert! you have to tell me if i get annoying, i'm pretty pent up. i do! tell me how i can start making all this up to you.

[lily mccarthy]

LILY You’re entertaining my random creative outlets when you’re not out helping the world, stop saying you owe me anything or I will hit you with our tin can telephone game!

[theo lovett]

THEO i feel like i'm a kid and you're the best babysitter ever! babysitter of my dreams.

[lily mccarthy]

LILY Until I tell you it’s time for bed and to turn off the Xbox. But wait, bed time is 4:37am these days - what are rules?

[theo lovett]

THEO until you leave me for your late night zooming. be honest, are you sexting?

[lily mccarthy]

LILY My brother’s best friend? Yeah, started right after I rewrote his will and left everything to myself once he gets murdered.

[theo lovett]

THEO feed him to the tigers! seriously, if his public dating record is anything to go by he has a type, and you are it.

[lily mccarthy]

LILY Takes two to tango, have some faith in me and my ability to not be a notch on that bedpost. That’s where he’s the most shallow! Loved his ex-wife, tbh.

[theo lovett]

THEO i have total faith in you lils. she was hot, can't imagine cheating on her... but then alessia's so hot too.

[lily mccarthy]

LILY She was also a really whiny child. Just because they’re hot doesn’t mean they’re always fun or interesting to be around! Like the club friends.

[theo lovett]

THEO you don't need to tell me that! ok, so if not him, who have you got on the scene?

[lily mccarthy]

LILY Just me, myself and I! I question any guy who wants to try to match and hook up on a dating app rn. What about you? Any patients trying to get your digits for when they recover?