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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 21:53:17 GMT
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What time do you think? |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 21:56:10 GMT
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10am, don’t let me sleep through it.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 21:57:19 GMT
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I'll make sure to be there.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:01:18 GMT
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you don’t have to! i can say you’re still sleeping.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:03:24 GMT
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Maybe I'll roll in all candid and stuff. Like "oh hey. Didn't see you there." |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:05:24 GMT
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i’d say about 95% of people who interview me are in love with you so that will be very distracting.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:06:52 GMT
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I think those stats are high. Have you met yourself, you big charmer you.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:17:28 GMT
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no, honestly. you know when you have a crush on someone and you're trying not to make it obvious but you can't help it because it is obvious? i remember before we dated i'd be like, tripp said this, tripp did that, did you see tripp's new profile pic? and i knew i was being annoying, i could hear myself talking about you all the time. so then i'd start intentionally not talking about you, but i'd go so far the other way it became obvious too. pretending i wasn't watching your show, or that i didn't care about the girl you were texting, etc.
that's what it's like when interviewers mention you to me.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:19:16 GMT
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They ask about me and then they're done asking about me? That seems normal.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:22:55 GMT
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no, they're always like, "oh, of course, it says in my notes that you're dating [squints at notecard] tripp page. of course! duh. so... what's he like does he make you breakfast is he like he is in interviews what does he use in his hair what does he smell like does he have any secret tattoos what's his favorite color is he more into tea or coffee does he speak french in bed is he exclusively into brunettes or is he open to options and about that are you in an open relationship how long do you think you'll last just out of interest" etc. etc., when they've asked about 2 questions about me.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:34:28 GMT
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Do you think I'm Selena or Bieber?
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:36:30 GMT
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bieber. people always flirt with you in your interviews too, like that bieber one where he mimicked her laugh.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 22:56:33 GMT
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I'm trying so hard to be cool but I'm always just Bieber  then you're the model wife.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 23:00:17 GMT
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you are cool, you're just as loved as he is. i don't want to be hailey!
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 23:39:34 GMT
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That's weird that they'd want to talk about me anyway.. it's because I've been around longer and a bit more familiar. You'd better, I swear. Also my hair. I've got that going for me.
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then you're the model wife.