Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2020 20:52:30 GMT
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - M Y H E R O E S  jada - "For a long time I've grappled with the idea of having kids. My immediate reaction to the thought is a huge: please fuck off forever, no, no no. I have an IUD and it's something I think of gratefully on a near daily basis. But when I was really exploring the idea of going child free for life, I was surprised by just how fucking rude child free people are about people with kids, or breeders as they call them. If you ask professionally child free people, breeders are self obsessed, entitled, delusional, demanding and boring. I would love every single one of those people to meet my friend Jada and try levelling even one of those accusations at her. Jada has managed to make motherhood aspirational even to a huge slut like me. Her career is really taking off and she's got not one but two toddlers in tow, three if you count their shitty dad. How is it possible to be that cool? How the fuck is she still the most calm and collected person I've ever met? I find myself calling her up in a panic, usually drunk, usually around 3am, ranting about some bullshit that's happened to me in the day. She'll say just the right thing, then she'll soothe me like I'm one of her babies. Eventually I realize how insane it is for me to be bothering her and you know what? She even tries to convince me that it's cool, like it's no big deal. She's a saint. She's everything you could ever want to be. Has she convinced me to have kids? I mean, no. But she's made me think twice about my ideas around motherhood and for a girl as stubborn as me, that's a big deal. If I thought I could be as laid back and confident and still as fucking beautiful as Jada is with the constant stress, lack of sleep and general uncertainty, well, I'd get knocked up tomorrow. But she's really a one off." daddy - "The biggest misconception about me is that I have daddy issues. I find it so weird that people think that, and why, because I have commitment issues? Because I like to fuck? I've had sooo many guys tell me I wasn't raised right, which is hilarious, since I was raised on a ranch in Texas with the two most All American citizens you could ever meet. I love my parents. They raised a horde of girls to be some of the most independent, strong willed women you'll ever meet. All my sisters are heroes to me in some way, but my dad makes this list because he's a big part of the reason we are the way we are. Being such a classic Texan man as him, I can't imagine what it must have been like to have girl after girl... I was a real little tomboy, which doesn't surprise people that much. So I guess any desire he had for a son will have hopefully been partially sated by me. I loved doing chores around the ranch, I always wanted a ride on the tractor, I'd drive my mom crazy coming in drenched in mud. My dad never made me feel like my being a girl mattered. He was protective without being over protective, he challenged my views without putting me down, he's always shown us so much respect that even if I'd wanted to rebel, I wouldn't even know how to. He's always made me feel good about myself and there aren't many, if any, other men who've done that for me. I love him." myself - 'If there's one thing I've learnt in life, it's that you've gotta back yourself. No one else is gonna do it for you." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I N M Y P U R S E , 2 0 2 0  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - M Y R I C H E R H A L F  "I've had the mixed pleasure of seeing Zadie Atwood for the last ten months. We met at a business conference that I happened to be speaking at. After my talk, which was around the death of the traditional bricks and mortar business model, she hung around to ask questions... At least, I thought she was asking questions, in actuality she wanted to tell me that she thought I was a fraud and that I didn't deserve to be able to air my "idiotically oversimplified" opinions to so many people. Zadie is an extremely strong willed young woman. She has the business acumen of someone much older and more experienced than herself, but I think the smartest thing about her is that she knows people underestimate her and she uses it to her advantage. She's sharp as a tack and not afraid to put you in your place on literally any subject, to the point of frequent rudeness, but I've seen her turn on the girlishness when it suits her. Make no mistake, when she sets her mind to something she will do absolutely everything within her power to make it happen. I'm under no delusions about our relationship. I'm an experienced investor with a black book worth more than you could possibly imagine, and yes, I know that's what she sees in me. It's not a secret. Just as I see her as a beautiful woman, delightful company, someone I can show off and make my friends seethe with jealousy. Zadie is not, however, the classic young trophy wife. As mentioned, she is loud, rude and frankly, often extremely obnoxious. She's uncouth, she lacks discretion-- she often reminds me of my sons when they were teenagers. She embarrasses me at important events and she's too stubborn to ever apologize for doing so, and I also suspect that she's seeing other men on the side. Cut a long story short, this relationship is absolutely not going to be something either of us are in for the long haul, but for the moment it's mutually beneficial. The perfect short term business agreement." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  |
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