you said something

[aisha van buren]

aisha You're hallucinating but thanks anyway. Just had the worst call with my dad.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey He snorted a very specific snort. What's he doing?

[aisha van buren]

aisha Because Vegas works at a hospital they're isolating, especially since Tate left, they've basically done nothing. Anyway, as you know I went to my mom's because Rosie was going with Tate so I haven't seen my dad for ages... he just told me they're not doing thanksgiving so I should go to my mom's?? Like wtf? So I was like, "so I have to wait until the Christmas party to see you like I'm your second cousin twice removed by marriage?" and he laughed and said we're not doing the Christmas party. I'm legit crying my eyes out what the fuck. I hate Vegas, hatehatehate her.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey Easy Kylie Jenner. We can have a Christmas party here. Ten people max

[aisha van buren]

aisha There's been a McCarthy Christmas party every year since, idk, like 1985. It's the only time I see all my family at once. I honestly think this is just bc of Vegas, he wouldn't care this much.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey I'm a McCarthy too! I can have one of those parties.

[aisha van buren]

aisha No offence but I can't see you ever throwing a party like that. You must be pleased, a year you don't have to go.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey Can you imagine being around that many people right now? I think it'd force me into a tiny room and hug my legs while rocking back and forth.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Obviously the older people wouldn't go. But who cares, we could get tested first. It's not going to feel like Christmas without it.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey Will you make them sign an NDA? Make it a social media free party? You know even if you do, people will still find out and you'll be fucking roasted alive.

[aisha van buren]

aisha I'm not famous enough for that. People will be cunty in my Instagram comments but they always are idgaf.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey We're not partying for Christmas. I'm actually going into full quarantine in December so I can spent it with my mom.

[aisha van buren]

aisha You can do what you want.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey Then I was thinking we could do New Year's though? I think that'll be the weird one

[aisha van buren]

aisha Maybe, Cora and I were talking about going abroad. You could come.