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[nora rothchild]

NORA I must have been good this year to get such a gift. It happens after your mom makes a point to call for every form of media at her events. Just can’t read them! I’m happy you’re ok at least. I know it’s the same bullshit but it can toll on you, you know? I got a peloton, my dad gave me some money for my future place (one thing he’s good for!!!), some new business suits/attire, Katherine always goes overboard in stocking stuffers so lots of socks for me. Did you get anything good?!

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EZRA You tell me, have you been good? Yeah, totally, you get it. I know this sounds stupid and it is, I just really wish my family were normal. Even before all the stuff my dad pulled, we've never been normal. That's a good haul! New laptop, also new socks. I don't think my mom really knows what I want so she gets the same stuff every year haha.

[nora rothchild]

NORA Hm, not always good. I can start being good now though. It doesn’t sound stupid Ezra. I really do. I obviously can’t say I know how you feel. But I wish for a normal family pretty much all the time. Sometimes I think it’s not fair. You can’t go wrong with socks!! My mom does a lot of guessing for my brother as well. How was your Christmas?

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EZRA Well, here's to not getting coal next year. Poor little rich kids! You ever watch something with like, an ultra suburban family, white picket fence, labrador, the whole nine yards? And like, pine for it? Suburbia looks like a dream. Tell her to get him liquor next year, that's all I wanted. Not too bad, all things considered. Quiet.

[nora rothchild]

NORA Have you been good this year?! I won’t judge if you haven’t! Oh yeah for sure. I tell my BFF Rosie all the time I want to join her family. She’s like every family has their ups and down. I guess for now we’re stuck with all the riches. That’s a good idea. I should’ve asked for some myself. I’m glad it wasn’t too bad. If you’re sticking around for NYE, I’m throwing a shindig. Would love to see you there!

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EZRA I've been so good! It's been boring, I'm hoping 2021 is less wholesome. Oh yeah? Honestly I don't even have normal friends, that must be nice. Have you introduced her to your family? I'll send you some, belated Christmas gift. Oh, a shindig huh? Who are you inviting? Not that it matters, count me in. Would love to see you and sounds like the perfect way to kick off my less wholesome 2021.

[nora rothchild]

NORA But proud of you for being good? 2021 you can be a little bad again!! It's allowed. I'm ready to let loose again too. She's met my parents. I almost wanted to scream with the things my mom was saying to her. Making her seem like everything is fine and dandy with us. She knows otherwise but still ridiculous. How kind of you. You can bring my gift on New Years!! It's going to be some of my Cornell friends plus a few back home friends. Rosie/her bf, my home bff Nicole and some others. Rosie requested that I keep it relatively small. This will be the best way to kick off New Years. I'm getting all dressed up too. I'm seriously so excited you're going to come.

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EZRA At this point I just wanna get Covid... I've probs jinxed myself. Haha, been there! Even with my mom's bullshit all over TV, she still tries to pretend she's normal. As you see often. God that sounds so good right now. No phones, right? Feel like we might land ourselves in hot water if it's all over social.

[nora rothchild]

NORA You probably did just jinx yourself haha. I’m sure you have been there! It’s just too much. It’s best to just stay away from our family’s most of the time isn’t it?! I will say I do miss your mom. I need it now too. Especially after the holidays. Yes we will have a bucket and lock our phones away. We really don’t need the backlash on that. I can see it now. Cohen and Rothchild party gone bad.

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EZRA Yeah 100%! She's still pushing for me to propose to Madelyn, can you believe that? I'm not gonna tell her that you miss her, she'll only start pushing for you instead. God yeah, I need the break. I'll bring supplies by the bucketload.

[nora rothchild]

NORA I am not surprised one bit! Madelyn’s super cute that’s why!!! Oh no..do NOT let my parents get word of that. My dad has been trying to play matchmaker for me with his gross colleagues. You are the best!! Can’t wait to see how handsome you look all dressed up.

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EZRA That she is, but my mom just wants to live her Real Housewives fantasy life forever. Oh Jesus, that's gross... if you ever need to throw them off, I'll propose to you instead. Just say the word. I look really, really tired IRL. Just to warn you.

[nora rothchild]

NORA Think she will ever let go of Bravo? Gross, right? And I will absolutely take you up on that offer. I’ll just text you the code word ring and that’s when I’ll need you. Oh please. We’re all real tired! That’s why we need to go with a Big Bang for 2020.

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EZRA Literally never, not even when they try to drop her. So gross, so glad to help. Perfect. What kind of ring do you like? Yeah but you guys get to cover it up with makeup, I'm just gonna look like a zombie. Who cares, can't wait anyway.

[nora rothchild]

NORA Bless her heart. I’m definitely an oval girl, big diamond of course. So keep that in mind! I’m sure you’re exaggerating. I’ll put a little concealer on for you.