: wild out

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 I wasn't going to message you, bc I'm still furious about being abandoned, but it feels petty now so: Happy New Year. Love you, traitor. xx

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Happy New Year!! Miss you tons. I'll bring you back some watercolor paintings, lots of tea, and enough good weed for you to forgive me?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 That's progress. There'll still be a way to go, but progress nonetheless. Can you make sure that you give me a good few days notice before you head back? Mostly so I can get excited, but a little bit so I can do some tidying...

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I'm aiming to do it by Feb, give me a checklist. I'll send you my flight info once I get around to booking it! Soaking up all this time with my mom while I can, she's starting to kick my ass hiking. Are my plants alive?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 A date with your brother would be great. Maybe we could swap rooms? Also your banana bread, I'm craving it like you have no idea. That's the full list. How's she doing? How's it been? ...No comment.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y 1) I can't guarantee this, but can offer one with his less successful but way more cute sibling? 2) We can negotiate 3) Easy, done. I've been baking up a storm, I'll overload you and Theo She's doing alright. First holiday without my dad so it felt bittersweet being home, but I'm really glad I was there. Obsessed with her new dog, expect tons of photos. Been a bit of a reset too, I finally feel like getting back into the studio. CLEO. Nevermind, I will revive them. How's it been otherwise?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 1. Deal. 2. Deal to be made. 3. Deal!! OK, you're forgiven. That's so sad, I'm so sorry it's been such a weird year for it too. I'm glad you went. Yaaaas, can't wait to see and hear!! It's been so quiet without you. I think the plants died from missing you, so really not my neglect but your own.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Sweet, the weed's just a bonus then. Same - it felt strange after all our time together though. We quarantined like champions and one day we will be rewarded. For now I'll just reward you with endless chatter and various instruments until you demand peace and quiet again. What all have you been up to?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 You have no idea how good endless chatter and various instruments sounds right now. Hmm, let's see... I've slept, I've eaten cereal out the box, I've made BFFs with my vibrator, I've walked Carole from upstairs' dog 800 times, I've drunk a whole bottle of Patron in a sitting... that's about it.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I'll play Hot Cross Buns on the recorder the second I'm back, those ear splitting notes will get you right in the mood. That sounds productive! I've had 400+ empanadas, have thought about fucking my ex boyfriend out of desperation because I left my vibrator in LA, and I have absolutely nothing to compare to the tequila feat aside from a few wine walks. So well done. Has Theo been around at all?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Oh my god, did you do it? Please say you did, one of us needs to be hooking up with something that isn't plastic. I mean, I still hate him obv, but I hope you did it. Don't worry, I'll treat us to some more bottles and we can recreate that feat together. Barely, all he does is work. I made him Christmas dinner though!

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y No...t yet? It's still a possibility, hate fucks are fine right? Super healthy? You made him Christmas dinner? Did you cook?!

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Super healthy. Though I don't trust him to be clean. Maybe just pick someone off the street? Or one of Joe's friends? I bet they all fantasized about you growing up. Oh yee of little faith! It was super easy, actually.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Ooh, a great point. An STD + COVID would be such a fucking bummer. I'm also trying to figure out if the guy I hooked up with last year is still around without being obvious. He'd be great. Joe also, probably scared all of them off. What did you make?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Also I bet he has really bad coke dick. Just an all round bad choice, I take back my initial encouragement. Lily, have you seen yourself? Be obvious, he'll be dying to hear from you, I guarantee it. Turkey, gravy, vegetables... you know, Christmas dinner!