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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 3, 2021 1:50:59 GMT
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Also probably has a girlfriend somewhere, I'll avoid I'll avoid. The other one might not after 400 empanadas, but next time I'm a little wine drunk I'll shoot my shot. Keep you posted. Any prospects for you?
You mean you bought a pre-cooked turkey, right?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2021 1:54:10 GMT
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Ugh, don't they all. I bet you've got a cute lil belly that suits you perfectly, I have faith. Oh god no. After I found out Connor had a girlfriend I deleted all apps and took a vow of celibacy.
No!! I am so offended by how little faith you have in me Lily Christine McCarthy!
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 3, 2021 1:56:37 GMT
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Fuck men, seriously. I think we'd all be so much happier if vibrators were acceptable life companions.
Cleo, I've watched you burn an egg.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2021 1:59:05 GMT
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Preach. Though did you know the plastic is supposed to be really bad for you? I read an article that says you should only use glass, but that sounds dangerous for drunk Cleo.
It's really easy. All you have to do is put it on some kind of roasting tray, stare at it for ages, then eventually beg your dining companion's brother to help you cook it.
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 3, 2021 2:07:56 GMT
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Sounds dangerous in general, what if it just shatters one day??
....Theo's brother?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2021 2:11:23 GMT
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Right? But sidenote - YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
The one and only. Ik, shocking! I think he took pity on me.
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 3, 2021 2:14:03 GMT
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I'd rather the plastic than to explain that ER visit. XOXO, it's pre holiday binge, objects in the mirror may look different than they appear. You kind of look naked, are you trying to seduce me?
How'd you coax him out? I've tried quite a few times!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2021 11:43:42 GMT
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I'll get one and see how it is, will report back. Yes, this is very much my seductive face. Works every time.
God knows. It was only us there, since Theo was at work. I must have seemed especially pathetic.
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 3, 2021 17:04:06 GMT
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Glass like, isn't even maleable? I'm so confused on this.
It's the pout for me β¨
And you like, chatted? Had a conversation? Cleo, this is a day!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2021 22:29:59 GMT
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It's more of a dildo, I guess? I think it's the heavy duty glass, you know, like your grandma's ornaments. Grandma knows what's up.
A little! He's not so bad.
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 3, 2021 23:35:54 GMT
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Grandma wasn't fucking around. Next thing you know we'll hear the secrets behind why they collect all that good china.
I'm proud of you. Think he'll join us for hall beer pong any time soon?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2021 23:55:03 GMT
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I think they reveal that truth to you on your 50th birthday, I personally cannot wait.
No, I don't think he'll even stop and say hello if we pass in the hall. But c'est la vie!
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 4, 2021 0:01:31 GMT
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Wow, I hope there's a nice card that goes along with it. I have a few years on you, should I spoil it ahead of your time? Send you a little bread plate and the wisdom of the elderly?
You'll always have the memory close to your heart. Also if you're withholding that you guys hooked up I'll scream.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 4, 2021 0:27:46 GMT
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I would love you to my elderly bff, but I think there would be severe repercussions if you did. What if they revoked all your old person privileges?
You don't think I'd lead with that?! I mean, I'd probably text with him still inside me, I'd be that keen to tell you!
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Post by lily mccarthy on Jan 4, 2021 1:16:35 GMT
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Oh man. If that means I donβt get a hand on a family cookbook then what kind of grandma would I even be? Iβd have to pick knitting back up.
I thought you were saving me the heart attack! Have you actually been able to pull that off before though? I tried once and dropped my phone on his back it was so awkward.
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