: wild out

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Yes!!! Can we go to Oregon too? I hear the food scene in Portland's unreal. In fact start your playlist, 1 song must be from the Twilight movie soundtracks. He's finee, he's kind of a kid at times almost! You're also normal around me and I think I have a leg up on Ken Jennings. Would you fuck Ken Jennings?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Yes! That's all great, I personally wanna go because I've been watching Youtube videos about Bigfoot and Washington seems like the best place to spot one, but yea, food and Twilight are good too. Already working on it! I know, but I'm used to you now. You know, I'd think about it, but then I'd be too intimidated by his fame.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Ooh, does that mean we need to find Nessie next? What else are you watching? I need a new show. That man yells out 'Double Jeopardy' when he comes and you can't convince me otherwise. You'd be such a catch for him.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Totally, let's go to Scotland right after! I'm watching the latest True Detective, seen that? It's not as good as season 1 but still good. Hahahaha what's not to love! Who's the most famous person you've hooked up with?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I honestly can’t wait to travel again, I’ll go anywhere!! Ooh, I didn’t even finish 1 I should go do that. I heard 2 was bad. Did you watch Queen’s Gambit? A true gem. Umm Harry Styles? Kidding, probably this guy who’s been on Grey’s Anatomy for years now. So hot. But no one terribly of note. Who’s your dream hookup?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 How did you not get so hooked you couldn't stop?! It's true, skip 2 like your life depends on it. I did! It made me depressed that I don't look like her and can't play chess. That's pretty impressive imo! You can work your way up to Harry, you're hot enough. Hm. Joe McCarthy? Have you heard of him?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Eww.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Hehehe!

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Ahhh, so this was your play all along. Befriend me, get to my brother. Respect the long game 😉

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 I kid, I kid! I'm still into Noah Centineo, never got over him. How about you?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Aisha would just absolutely take you out anyway, you're sparing yourself! Never really got into him tbh, his neck is thicker than my thighs. Mine is cliche but Leo, just to be part of that iconic list of his past ladies. I've never seen a better set of ex's?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 I'm not seriously going after your brother! Well you have very slim thighs. Oh gross Lily, you're better than that!

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I know, I may have also looked at your socials and/or spotify public playlists to make sure you weren't a super fan before I signed the lease! Can never be too careful! Still too big for a neck. And I KNOW, but that list! Forever iconic, I thought Bar Refaeli was going to be his forever one day.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Haha no way! Don't worry, if we ever met I'd be so tongue tied I'd choke. Fair point. Omg I forgot about Bar, what a babe. What's she doing these days? I think my second pick would be Timothee, like every single woman on the planet.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Yes way, I almost crashed at a very distant acquaintance's when I first moved until I saw CC posters in her room at a party. I just know them as my brother and idiot friends, y'know? She has multiple children with some millionaire living her best life, as she deserves. That we can agree on - his jawline could truly cut glass. Michael B. Jordan, also on my list.