: wild out

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 You're a cool girl though, I think you'd be that chill even if you weren't related to them. Is Taylor single these days? What a queen, I'm so happy for her. Oh my god yes. Yes! I'll also always have a thing for Matthew McConaughey.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I'd like to think so, but who knows! I'm very into universe splitting so it could all be very different in another universe right now for me! Yeah, as far as I know though. I don't think he's seen anyone seriously since Kendra tried to blow everything up but he's in a better way. SAME. On both accounts! We should go through People's Sexiest Men Alive issues, yay or nay everyone and see how much we match.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 How about an alternate reality where you're in a band and Joe's a solo artist? I can't see you being anything other than a musician in any timeline. God, how would you move on from a girl like Kendra Santisi? Everyone would seem so plain. Pleeease get back here, I need you.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I'm sure that also exists! There's probably one out there where you're famous and I'm just your roommate. Well, I wanted to be a kindergarten teacher at one point. Or a botanist. What did you want to be growing up? It was for the best, yeah she's beautiful but her soul's not in a good place. Soon, I promise promise!

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 If I'm ever famous I hope it's for being in a meme, like the distracted boyfriend meme, or hide the pain Harold, that kind of level. That is so cute! You are just the sweetest gal I know. Haha this is so dark but honestly I just wanted to live, I didn't even think about career options. Maybe I wanted to be a nurse at one point? That rings a bell. Always the way with models... I say, like I know any. I have a lil bit of goss for you.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Kombucha girl, I could see that for you. Ah, I mean, that was probably the best perspective to have at the time. Sorry. But truly happy you're also alright! Yeah, they're their own breed. Oh? Do tell.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 The dream! Don't be, it's why I'm such a carefree, fun loving, low maintenance roommate. You're welcome. Ok, I'm kind of like, fully im'ing with Percy De Vane?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Wouldn't have it any other way. What??? How did this come about? Go sleep with someone more famous than me!!!

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Crazy right!! I don't know, I served him once and he was so nice and we swapped contact details and now he says he'll take me to cooking lessons next time he's in LA!!

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y What a charmer, wtf! Go for it!!

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 IK! I think he's toying with me but I almost don't care??

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Worth it for the story, cooking class and sex I'd think? Who knows what could happen!

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Omg as if. What are you up to?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I'm manifesting it for you in my journal right now xX Making a smoothie, though I'm pretty sure we're out of almond milk so this may not go well. Watching The Bachelor premiere. You?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 I say this with all the love in the world Lily: you are so basic. Put vodka in that smoothie, this is not the time for green living!