: wild out

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ Let's do it. Also, can we talk about this picture? Like I think it's scandalous but everyone keeps ignoring it, which is RUDE.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Listen, I was trying to play it cool. But 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 Who else are you using this on?

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ Ollie. Absolutely no reaction.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y And you're....surprised about this? Are you trying to seduce Ollie???

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ No! God he thinks I'm in love with him and now you're adding fuel to the fire. I'm using it with everyone I talk to from here on out!

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Can't wait to start a rumor around the complex, you using a half naked photo with him is its own evidence fuel! Pouring gasoline on it! You look amazing though, make it your Insta profile photo for your DMs.

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ Hmmm, are you deflecting, missy? Pinning your true feelings for him on me? You're a babe. May the odds be ever in your favor.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y What, never!! It'll take me a few months, but I'm sure my unrequited feelings for Theo will just roar up and I'll fall head over heels sometime......k, maybe this is why Elyse hates us. I'll use my blue checkmark to its full advantage, xX

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ Omg you could totally get with Theo! He's nowhere near as intimidating, just flirt and he'll be putty in your hands. Hahaha so true. Do you think she hooks up with them? Is she the meat in that twincestuous sandwich? Compile results in a Google Doc!

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I was KIDDING, he's like my little (now blonde) brother. Plus, can't compete with Dolly Weathers! Doubt it, I think she'd eat them for breakfast. Literally. I just shared a link!!

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ Come on, you could do with some toy boy loving. You can so compete with Dolly Weathers! I bet she's really stuck up... I mean she must be if she didn't put out! Hmm, I'm suspicious. You are a sweet perfect angel.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Too close to home! I don't think she's that bad, I talked to her for like 2 minutes at the party and she wasn't ice cold. Just kind of distant? It's either a hard no, or Eiffel tower situation. 0 or 100. I honestly miss you so terribly. Can't wait to smother you with love when I get back.

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ I know, she's always nice enough to my face but she seems cold in the group chat! Maybe she's not a texter. Hahaha, I dare you to ask!! You have no idea!! It was nice having the place to myself for about 6 hours, then I realized what a huge hole there is in my life when you aren't here. Let's live together forever 💕💕

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Yeah, maybe she's an observer? She brings up things that are said in there but rarely contributes! She's good for the roll eye emoji. Post COVID, I feel like our wits are limited here. I feel so unfulfilled! Let's, we'll be the cutest common law marriage. Also I've managed to con Zac into giving me his house keys, we can basically have a staycation!

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ｃｌｅｏｐａｔｒａ I guess being a nurse in a pandemic she probably doesn't have time to reply to our memes. I'm still offended though. Who needs to live with a man? They're all so annoying. Omg what! Is it nice?