. gotta tell you

[percy de vane]

PERCY Should I be scared of the things they say about me on tumblr? Okay, I can accept drinks as payment. We have a deal. Gosh that sounds insane. I always get mad at myself when I hear of places I haven’t traveled to yet. Especially places like Alaska and all the great photos that it would bring. Is all of your family still there? Hmm, I think I miss my sister and nieces the most. And my mum’s garden! I like to sit out there and read for a while. I definitely don’t miss the shitty rainy weather.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Probably. I'll stalk your tag for you. But you've been to so many places! I've never even left the US. My parents and sister are, yeah. Aww, that's so sweet, I bet they miss you loads. I guess the rain makes a garden redundant a lot of the time.

[percy de vane]

PERCY Yeah please let me know. I don’t want to be curious but I am. I have been to many places, I am very lucky I will say. Where are your top places you want to see outside of the US? It’s been a hard year for my sister so it was nice to be able to home with them. I enjoy being Uncle P! It usually is, that’s why my mum only called the shots and hired people for the hard work.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Oooohmygod, there are all these 'YOUR NAME' imagines! Have you ever seen them?? Honestly I never even paid it much thought, never thought I'd go anywhere! Where should be top of my list? Aw, I can imagine, I'm so sorry. I bet it's some garden.

[percy de vane]

PERCY What does that even mean?! You should try. I think traveling makes you love home more. Unless you’re like me who used to thinking traveling was home. Hm let’s see. What kind of climate? That’s big! And thank you. It is pretty great. Has a few fountains in it haha.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 It's like, fan fic where they write 'Y/N', meaning your name, so whoever's reading it can insert themselves. An example snippet: "Y/N, you're the most amazing girl I've ever met," Percy whispered. I AM CRINGING. I'd like to, maybe when this is all over and I have a job again haha. I love the sun! But I also love the snow... anything dramatic. That's crazy!!

[percy de vane]

PERCY That is just....very disturbing to hear about yourself. I guess whatever makes the fans happy. I’m definitely a little scared. If you’re looking for something to pass the time, I could hit up the director of my old gallery. He could maybe find something for you to do! I love the Mediterranean if you’re looking for sun. And you can’t go wrong with the Swiss Alps for snow.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 There's pages and pages of it. I'm going to write some. ... Are you serious? You don't have to do that! I do love snowy mountains and I do love tapas... I think you're going to be a great tour guide when I make you take me there.

[percy de vane]

PERCY Nooooooo not you, too. I am very serious. You just say the word and I’ll make the call. Oh is that so?! I guess I can be tour guide. It’s only fair since I’m getting an Alaskan tour guide too. Where do you wanna go first?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 Maybe I'll write one about our cooking class, see if that gets the girls going. I couldn't ask you to do that, but thank you, that's so sweet of you. I mean, you'll be an international tour guide, it's kind of a big deal! Let me take you to Anchorage. You'll love it, and I'll love the bragging rights.

[percy de vane]

PERCY You’ll have to let me know how it goes over with the tumblr community. Well if you change your mind just let me know. I really don’t mind. I can’t wait to be a tour guide for you. It’s great to see people’s reactions when going to a new place! I’ve made a lot of connections too so we can do some non-traditional things. Deal. When is your favorite time to be in Alaska?

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 How are you this nice?? I mean you're going to see a serious reaction from me, I can't wait to set foot on non-US soil. This is crazy, am I going to get hate mail from your admirers? Okay, at this time it's pretty dark. But if we go in June, I'm not kidding, you get 24 hour sunshine. Literally 24 hours, it doesn't get dark.

[percy de vane]

PERCY Everyone is seriously so surprised that I am nice. Just how I've always been. You're going to love it. I'm bringing a good camera and I'll take genuine reaction photos for you. You probably will. I'll advise you to put your instagram on private before we go haha. It will be fine though, my publicist is good. She'll make sure they won't drag your name, only me. I feel like I need to experience 24 hour light. Especially that never happens. So June it is.

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𝔠𝔩𝔢𝔬 You're young, good looking and extremely successful, that usually leads to an insufferable ego. God but why would I want to go private when I'll have the best pictures of my life?! That's okay, I couldn't be more of a nobody, I don't have a name to drag. It's pretty crazy! Black out blinds essential. In winter you almost get the opposite, it's pretty extreme.

[percy de vane]

PERCY I can be cocky at times. Only in the best way though. You won’t be a nobody anymore babe! They’ll find you. And probably say some insane untrue things . As you’ve told me..there’s some crazy stuff on tumblr. I think I would get a little bit of depression if I was in darkness a lot.