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[nora rothchild]

N O R A Yeah I am. A few years ago I did it as an “fuck you” to my parents, but I surprised myself and liked it! I’ve heard of her actually yes. Aw that’s cute you still think your old gf is great. Why was the other one a bitch?! Girls can be scary.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Haha, most parents would kill for that kind of fuck you! It's great that you're keen to be self sufficient. You'd like her! Well, my last one was a pharmaceutical sales rep. Flag number one. My housemate and brother hated her, flag number two. She only ever wanted to eat in really upscale places and stuff, and always expected me to pick up the tab. Flag 3.

[nora rothchild]

N O R A I told you, wild child! Maybe we will have to meet sometime. How did you get to meet dolly? Yep definitely sounds like a good thing you guys parted ways! Doesn’t seem like your type!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . She gatecrashed a house party of mine once, isn't that crazy? Obviously in before times, I promise I'm not holding illegal get togethers. What do you think my type is?

[nora rothchild]

N O R A You’re right I think I would really like her. I was gonna say!! Are they reporting people these days? Just kidding. Still figuring that out but I think I have some parts to it. She sounded very high maintenance and that doesn’t seem like your type. I’m thinking some very chill and laidback.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Ngl I reported my downstairs neighbor for having one. Is that really snitchy of me? I feel bad about it but it was like 50 people, and obviously my roomie and I have to go to work, and my brother's health isn't 100%. Maybe I shouldn't have. Haha, doesn't every guy say that's what he wants! I mean, yes, but I don't mind a little bit of drama. She was rude to my family, that's where it crossed the line. What's your type then?

[nora rothchild]

N O R A Okay but 50 people is a little ridiculous! Don’t feel guilty. Plus as a health care worker I’m just it makes you very mad to see. What’s a little bit of drama in your book? That’s too bad to hear about her being mean to your family. That’s pretty ballsy of her too. I vibe off of personalities. Love a good sense of humor too. Don’t get me wrong I love talk dark and handsome too! I’m not a big family person for obvious reasons but I want to be like that eventually.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I'm so, so tired of covidiots. You know, like I don't mind if they're fussy about things and know their own mind. I don't wanna live up to the cool girl monologue thing, she doesn't have to pretend to be chill if she isn't. Oh man, I shouldn't have lightened my hair. 1/3, I got tall down. My brother is 3/3, want his @?

[nora rothchild]

N O R A I bet you are. I’m ready for life to go back to a little normal. I think that’s pretty realistic! A girl can be cool but she can also be a little picky about some things. Oh stop, I told you I dig the hair. Giving me some MGK vibes.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Me too. THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT!

[nora rothchild]

N O R A What’s the first thing you’re going to do when life is normal again? Yes it is! I have a crush on MGK!!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Go on vacation! I can't wait, I'm gonna cut loose. How about you? You have terrible taste in men Nora.

[nora rothchild]

N O R A Same. Somewhere tropical and unlimited drinks. Okay so you know how everyone has this very random and odd person they like? That’s MGK for me. Idk why but it’s a thing.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . God, how good would that be right now? Well that's lucky news for me, huh?

[nora rothchild]

N O R A It would be amazing. And very well deserved for you! All your handwork saving peoples lives during this crazy time. Very lucky news! Bleached hair and all, I still think you're very attractive.