. winds change

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Less guilty about what? I can only hope!! Knocking on wood regardless.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . OK, don't tell anyone, especially not Elyse, but I miiiight have gone to a girl's house. Apart from the environment, that's over! But hey, it was nice while it lasted.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y You rascal! Who's the girl?

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Dolly Weathers. I'm an idiot.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y No way!!! How did this happen, I thought she was in the wind after that party!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . So did I! But we talked and we had a Zoom date and then I just couldn't resist Ubering over. Her place was crazy, like, insanely nice.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y I'm sorry, did you hook up with Dolly Weathers? Between you and Cleo I'm going to have to up my game when I get back on the music industry event grind, jesus.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . No! We just made out. Scout's honor. Wait, who's she fucking?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Wow, that is restraint my dear Theo!! How was her house? I need details. She’s talking to Percy De Vane, sounds like he wants to wine and dine her. You guys are reeling them in!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Not my choice haha. I think I'm too poor for her, but then so's 99% of the population, so I can't take it too personally. It was just so nice! Not huge but really well designed, like something off of TV. Wtffff. Man, imagine the parties she could get us into if there were any.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Are you guys still talking? 99% of the population will also never go on a Zoom date with Dolly Weathers, hold onto that!! Ugh, sounds lovely. I bet it was spacious too. I KNOW. I want them to happen just for the stories, at least!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . That's true. She hates my new hair, maybe that's why I didn't get laid. So spacious, with a hot tub! Ughhh can this all just be done now.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Damn, I can’t believe she let you come all the way over and you didn’t fuck, hair or not. Pandemic risk, may as well make it worth it! Was she a good kisser, at least? I wish. One day!!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . We were pretty drunk, it's probably for the best. Yeah, totally. I don't know, it was weird, it got awkward. Who's on your celeb hitlist then?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y How so? The hot duke from Bridgerton, currently. Dev Patel. Paul Mescal. Michael B. Jordan. I just removed Armie Hammer, apparently he's a vampire and/or wannabe cannibal??