the strangest thing .

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Not allowed pets in the building, I'm already pushing my luck! How's the cat anyway?

[dolly weathers]

dolly I bet your landlord loves you and you can get away with it.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . He does love me, how'd you know? Can I ask you something? You have to be really honest.

[dolly weathers]

dolly Because you're perfect and likable. The hair?

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Ha ha, no. Do you think I'm boring? Be really honest with yourself, then be honest with me, I can take it. Like I know I'm nice and I know I don't have any trouble getting girls, but beyond that... am I boring??

[dolly weathers]

dolly Oh my god, who said you were boring? Why do you think that? Don't believe it!

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I don't know, I've just been thinking about it. Like I have no particular USP. Should I develop a weird hobby?

[dolly weathers]

dolly You have a weird hobby. It's talking to me on the internet. Go with it.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . That's true, but people don't know about that. Maybe I'll start a spider Youtube, become one of those arachnid guys... very similar to reptile guys. They're not boring.

[dolly weathers]

dolly Spiders are definitely your weird thing. Maybe just start with an Instagram. Less commitment.

[theo lovett]

t h e o . Why are you so scared of commitment, Dolly?

[dolly weathers]

dolly Where did you get that idea?

[theo lovett]

t h e o . I'm only kidding. How's school?

[dolly weathers]

dolly I hate online learning. I wish I could just hand everything in and have it over. Have you seen that show Bonding?

[theo lovett]

t h e o . It must suck. I didn't like school when I was in an actual classroom, I can't imagine how hard it is to focus online. I haven't, any good?