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[theo lovett]

t h e o She'll just have to be or the wedding's off. Are you okay? Feeling any better? You should really just tell me next time Ellie, I'm not here to judge you.

[elyse condon]

ellie  Ugh I'm really happy to hear that because I thought you would ditch me instantly. She's probably going to hate me. I do feel better. A lot. I know you won't judge me. But you ever feel like the biggest hypocrite and wallow in self-pity? That was me.

[theo lovett]

t h e o Every girl I date hates you, haha. No because I'm a saint and I've never, ever done anything wrong in my life. Come on, tell me more of your sins!

[elyse condon]

ellie  I can't help that I'm so needy!! You probably should just warn all current/future dates that I am one of a kind. Psh. Never done anything wrong in your life. I'm gonna need more incentive when it comes to telling you my sins!

[theo lovett]

t h e o I think 99% of the problem is that you're really hot, if you could get ugly I'm sure they'd feel less threatened. Oh yeah? More than the massages and the takeout?

[elyse condon]

ellie  Should I gain a bunch of weight for your love life?? Let me pick the movie we watch? Pretty please.

[theo lovett]

t h e o See, look! Way too hot. Please, though Dolly hasn't mentioned it yet, maybe she'll be chill. Okay, okay, I get one veto though.

[elyse condon]

ellie  Do we think she's going to hate me? Not that I care but it's kinda good to prepare me for that! Ok what's the veto?

[theo lovett]

t h e o No, I think she'll be the first girl ever to be fine about it! I'm saving it, depends what you pick.

[elyse condon]

ellie  I guess I'll believe it when I see it!!! Sooooo I've been being nice to Lily. Are you proud?

[theo lovett]

t h e o I've heard! You'd really like Lily, she's chill. How's it going?

[elyse condon]

ellie  She's always seemed nice. I think it's going well? I'm not being mean or weird. I'd say that is a start.

[theo lovett]

t h e o You're never mean, not really! I'm glad you guys are getting along, though ngl, I also like having you to myself.

[elyse condon]

ellie  Aww babe you know I'd choose you over everyone, right?

[theo lovett]

t h e o It's mutual, always.