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[elyse condon]

ellie  We better prepare for more NDA's to be sent though. Everyone's got a place though that they call home and they love. I'm sure it's very special to you. Long beach was definitely a great place to grow up in, though the drama associated with it was the worst. I feel so so bad. I don't think she knows...yet. I feel like her ex will say something to her. Which is probably so cowardly of me.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y They just need to do a blanket one, would save some time! Every place has its ups and downs, but agree. Having a place to call home is always nice, no matter where. Did they break up recently? It may benefit you to be the one to be honest with her first, if I'm at all able to give advice here. It doesn't help your case at all if he's the one to say something.

[elyse condon]

ellie  Would it? See I'm so naive to this type of thing. They broke up a year ago I think? Ugh you're right. It's gonna be so bad coming from him. I feel like a ticking time bomb could go off at any moment. Feed me some drama that you may have in your life to make me sorta feel better.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Yeah, one in perpetuity would keep us quiet forever! Wasting trees. Just...be honest. It'll hurt but it'll help heal everything else. A year is a long time, if they haven't gotten back together in that interim maybe it won't be as bad as it could be. I'm so boring right now compared to you lot, apparently! My biggest scandal was also a COVID hookup with an old fling, but all clear!

[elyse condon]

ellie  Such a waste of trees. I can't wait to be hit with one again. Should we start keeping a tally?? So fair. I'll report back to you how she takes it. Let's pray I am not murdered. Oooh a covid hook up! How did it go? Were you scared and freaking out like I was? Def felt guilty! But hey sometimes you do have to get laid.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y We should just put a bulletin board in our hall and tack them on as they show up. Right by the elevator. You won't be, jail's no fun! I was a little antsy, but I was simultaneously desperate and he's a good guy so I just kind of went with it? Sometimes, you really just have to get laid. Still possible to be safeish about it, we'll say.

[elyse condon]

ellie  I love this idea. We can use it as a shame board for others too. But Theo will definitely win with the embarrassing things. Okay you're honestly making me feel better. Bc this is exactly how I was feeling. I just needed sex so bad. I was beyond grouchy! Do you ever think about the things we did pre-COVID and just cringe a little bit??

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y An anonymous roast board, let's go. Desperate times = desperate measures. And YES, my mind is so warped that when we get back to how things kind of were, it's still going to seem strange.

[elyse condon]

ellie  We can make it all cute so it's not as scary being a roast board. Honestly yes. It's just now a shame because now that I got laid I want it again. Right?! I'm gonna have to get used to watching my facial expressions when we no longer have to wear masks, I'll be screwed. What's the first thing you wanna do when things go back to 'normal'?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y The cutest burn book board you've ever seen, yes! Listen, sex drives are normal. Pandemics are not. We're trying our best here. Honestly? Go out to dinner with all of you guys at a big loud fun restaurant and cheers to getting through it together. Just get sloshed. You?

[elyse condon]

ellie  We are trying our best here..we deserve some credit. That sounds so great. I miss going out with everyone. Spending too much money on drinks but having the best time ever. I want to travel. Do like a group trip or something. I hate being stuck here.

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Yeah, I get that restlessness. Where do you want to go?

[elyse condon]

ellie I think Tahoe would be so fun?

[lily mccarthy]

L I L Y Great choice. You deserve like, a month off with no hospital calls or e-mails. Zilch.

[elyse condon]

ellie For real. It would be so easy to distance too. How has COVID been affecting you? You know everyone always knows what I'm doing. What do you miss in your pre-covid life?