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[nate peterson]

N A T E I'd like it more if we were in more compatible timezones, but I'll take what I can get. God, I don't know? It's a white cube at the moment, white with some blue because the designer had to bring Chelsea colors in when I gave no guidance. I'm not a fun client. Exactly!

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Nono, 2 am wake up calls or bust! All or nothing. Big budget, blank canvas, no opinion? Idk, sounds kind of ideal. I could be interested!

[nate peterson]

N A T E It was good when I was still out myself and I'd get your call, would really go down well with whatever girl I was trying to take home. Not even being sarcastic, it weirdly always sealed the deal. Just nothing too girly, or too posed.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Wow I’m the ultimate wingwoman, bleh. Who knew! Ah, so he is picky. Luckily there’s people for this! They’ll interior design, I’ll paint your bedroom bubble gum pink.

[nate peterson]

N A T E Girls are competitive, not my fault! Great, maybe get some floral wallpaper going too?

[cora wolfe]

C O R A "Oh yeah...that's just my rich super smokeshow of an ex girlfriend begging to talk to me again. Did I mention she's so hot? Oh? You wanna get out of here? Ok." Very 70's, we'll put some linoleum tile in and call it a day. How do you feel about a water bed?

[nate peterson]

N A T E More like, "we broke up ages ago, no idea why she's still calling. I guess she must really miss my dick." 100% success rate. Everything wipedown, sounds practical.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Let's be honest, you could have gone mute the rest of the night and you'd probably still have a 100% success rate. ALSO, half the time I just wanted to talk, SO innocent. Yes, just everything you rolled into one.

[nate peterson]

N A T E Kidding, I never comment on it, just obviously stare at my phone when it happened. Honestly, since becoming a pro footballer, yeah, it's crazy. It's not as fun as I thought it'd be.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Lol, between you never sending me straight to voicemail and me over here planning to decorate a house of yours I could maybe never live in, we're solid martyrs. Would you do anything differently, though?

[nate peterson]

N A T E You're right, what's wrong with us?? No, definitely not. If only 'cause it meant I kept your attention.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Lockdown. Different continents. Idk! I think you would have kept it though, even if it didn't go this way. I'm happy it did though, obv. Living the dream, even if it's not all its cracked up to be.

[nate peterson]

N A T E All valid reasons. Nah, I'm being dramatic, I love playing. Just find the wannabe WAGs annoying. Happy Valentine's, by the way.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A We're annoying as fuck. Says the guy who just "fake" dated one! Happy V-Day, I'll send you a cheesy card in the mail you'll get in 35 business days.

[nate peterson]

N A T E Check your mail, I sent you a London magnet. 10 actually, I didn't know which one you'd like most. Paid a fortune to have it express shipped.