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[joseph mccarthy]

joey Yeah. But I love you?

[aisha van buren]

aisha Well I just love you. And I want someone who just loves me.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey What do you love then? Because you don't seem to love a lot.

[aisha van buren]

aisha I love the things that everyone loves about you, that you're creative and smart and easy going and talented, and unbelievably sexy. But I also love that you don't talk for the sake of talking, that you don't let anyone sway you when you've made up your mind (even if it's your best friend), that you aren't afraid to talk about your emotions, that you're a romantic, that you're impulsive, how much you love your family... I could go on.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey I used to love a lot about you. I don't want to hurt your feelings, but lately it's been hard to see a future.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Well you have. But that's fine, you're entitled to your opinion.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey I thought maybe if we were together we could chat and figure it out.

[aisha van buren]

aisha What's there to discuss? You love a theoretical version of me that has never and will never exist, and you're just on the cusp of accepting that. I love you as you are, so hanging out with the man I love as he realizes in real time that he doesn't love me just doesn't sound like my ideal Valentine's Day plan.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey It's clearly more a me thing, right?

[aisha van buren]

aisha Yes.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey Cool.

[aisha van buren]

aisha So do it.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey I'm so high right now I kind of feel like napping. Can we try this again later?

[aisha van buren]

aisha Just break up with me already.

[joseph mccarthy]

joey Aish I'm sooo highhhh