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[aisha van buren]

aisha I'm at my dad's, can you come here when you're finished with work?

[cora wolfe]

C O R A I have a dinner thing, I can come after??

[aisha van buren]

aisha Okay, thanks. What's your dinner thing?

[cora wolfe]

C O R A My boss is in town and is dragging me out with some client. If it's outside I'm going to be so pissed. Why are you at your dad's?

[aisha van buren]

aisha Say you have Covid. I craved his pancakes, and the Oreo milkshake he makes. Made him make it with the Lady Gaga pink ones and add rum, the color is repulsive but it tastes good.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Tried that already, unfortunately. One time excuse! Are you....good?

[aisha van buren]

aisha You're going to die when you hear this, so that'll be a good excuse... Joe broke up with me. On Valentine's Day, hahahaha.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A You're kidding.

[aisha van buren]

aisha No, I'm not. I thought Caesar's penthouse would be the best place to be, this way if I wake up tomorrow still feeling the way I feel right now I can throw myself off the balcony. And have pancakes in the meantime.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A I'm bailing on dinner, about to commit murder instead. What the actual FUCK. Why?? Stay away from the railings!!!

[aisha van buren]

aisha I know I'm supposed to tell you not to do that but I really want you to do that. Sending you all the screengrabs now, warning, they're embarrassing.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A This is a family emergency, it's 100 percent allowed and required. He sucks. Like, actually sucks Aisha. You'll feel so much better without him.

[aisha van buren]

aisha I just can't believe he'd do this to me. I knew that he didn't like me, I've been saying as much, but I still can't believe he'd be so cruel.

[cora wolfe]

C O R A Really just icing on the cake of his coffin, honestly. The fact that you had to like, pull it out of him is so fucking annoying. He's an adult, own up to your shit. You'll really be so much better off, he made you so miserable.

[aisha van buren]

aisha I'm no expert, but isn't the number one rule that you're not supposed to want to change your partner? I feel so weak and vulnerable Cora, I hate it.