. take it or leave it

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y Are we kidding or are we serious. I can't tell now. Hahahaha. Talk to my brothers. Okay. What are you more self conscious about?

[theo lovett]

T H E O I'm serious. I thought I should tell you before your folks get a PI and they tell you and then it seems like I was keeping this huge secret from you. I'm not a very active dad, she's raised by her husband. My terrible hair. You?

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y Wait wait wait wait wait. Are we serious? My arms.

[theo lovett]

T H E O IS IT A DEAL BREAKER OR NOT?? I can kill the baby if so. You have lovely arms, btw.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y I don't know! I mean, do I have to meet it?

[theo lovett]

T H E O No, you don't have to meet my fictional baby.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y Oh thank god. I think I might have had a heartattack because I thought you were perfect but that's a lot of baggage. Woooof

[theo lovett]

T H E O Haha, no, Liv and I broke up because she wanted that life and I didn't. Happy for her that she got it though. Sooooo, I'm perfect and baggage free, then?

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y She sounds really nice. I can't imagine myself with babies at our age. You are 1000/10. If not more.

[theo lovett]

T H E O It would be the fucking worst, it's hard enough taking care of yourself.  You're pretty perfect yourself.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y I'd kill it by accident and be in jail. But my fat arms and richness! Ohhhhh my richness!

[theo lovett]

T H E O What was your childhood like, did you have a nanny? Come on rich girl, hit me with that extreme privilege.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y I'll try, but it's like this little devil inside. Yes! I love my nanny, she's the sweetest. You can meet her. Okays. Ponies. Dollhouses. Water foundations but with orange soda. Disneyland.

[theo lovett]

T H E O You're still in touch? What's her name? Hahaha are you serious?

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y Dorota. Everything except the water fountain. Strict no sugar.