. take it or leave it

[theo lovett]

T H E O What happened?

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y There was a stalker, so I got a restraining order. And they weren't allowed to be within 300 meters. But I'd still see them. Then my first year I got really loaded at a party and some guy took me home and that was weird. So I got my own place. Safer.

[theo lovett]

T H E O Aww, I'm sorry Dolly.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y It was really okay! I had a small group of friends and still party my head off.

[theo lovett]

T H E O Being anonymous is great though. I'd be so worried about what I said or did drunk if I was famous.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y Like this one time I hit on this paramedic while I was super duper duperly drunk. I was mortified, but I'm fine now. We have great lawyers!

[theo lovett]

T H E O Did you bury him in NDAs? I hear guys love NDAs.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y He loved it! He got onto me about how much he loved his NDA. Then I set him another and he nearly exploded with love.

[theo lovett]

T H E O That's so sweet, I can't believe you abandoned him to hang out with cows.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y I thought he didn't like me 😭.

[theo lovett]

T H E O I think he probably likes you.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y Really? I thought the last time we hung out went so well and then you never called, so I thought you hated me.

[theo lovett]

T H E O I texted! I didn’t want to crowd you.

[dolly weathers]

D o l l y What would you have said if you were crowding me?

[theo lovett]

T H E O I had the best date of my life. Even when I was a deep well of despair, my phone is still full of memes and photos I saved and took because I thought you might find them funny. Whenever something happens, big or small, you’re the person I instantly think about telling.