trust the b in apartment 3

[august de witte]

A U G U S T Had a dream we were throwing snowballs at some punks. Except instead of snow it was oranges and the soundtrack was ET's Alligator Rock.

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c l e o p a t r a A fever dream I wish I could live in. I've been meaning to ask you for a Zoom but I thought it would just make me sad. Can you come to Cali instead?

[august de witte]

A U G U S T I can't. You spend 8 months waiting for a NYC summer. I can't just leave when it's just arrived! I'd be an impeccable. You com here.

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c l e o p a t r a I've never been to NY and even I know summer ain't it chief. Are people still saying that??

[august de witte]

A U G U S T Does that mean bad? That's a Gen Z term that I missed. They are BULLSHITTING Cleo. NY summer is stinky, sweaty and neat.

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c l e o p a t r a

[august de witte]

A U G U S T You know what LA summer has? Fires.

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c l e o p a t r a I might go back to Alaska, get those 22 hours of daylight!

[august de witte]

A U G U S T YEah. go catch some fuckin salmon and shoot a moose too.

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c l e o p a t r a Wanna hear something fun?

[august de witte]

A U G U S T Ok, sure. But if it let's me down, I'm just gonna ghost this convo.

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c l e o p a t r a I accept those conditions... I haven't had sex for 130 days.

[august de witte]

A U G U S T How long has it been since Christmas? That's how long it's been for me.

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c l e o p a t r a SAME. Well, NYE for me. Did you lay pipe on Jesus' birthday??

[august de witte]

A U G U S T On Dec 26 between the hours of 7pm and 9pm I ~lay pipe~ on my old hs crush.