, deep water

[theo lovett]

T H E O Not too coupley? I dunno, my aunt said something along those lines when I spoke to her about it. It sucks, she must be mad, how could she not be? Thank god he'll hopefully be ok, but still.

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. I could see how some would see that. Maybe you should check with Dolly too??? Idk. I know how others have taken our relationship in the past. I get it. But he’s ok! She might be a little annoyed and that’s okay. It’s not like you’re being stupid and unsafe.

[theo lovett]

T H E O I honestly don't think she's phased at all, she never ever mentions it. Not like Florence, she probably still hates you to this day. I know, I know. It'll blow over, thanks babe.

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. She’s better than me. I would probably be crazy. I think Florence reports me on Instagram. Total bitch. Love you. I know you’re probably feeling so guilty.

[theo lovett]

T H E O I know, I'd hate it too. I can believe that! She's dating a doctor now though, she's gone up in the world. Love you more. God, so guilty.

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. Happy for that journey for her. Lord help that guy. Let’s get drunk so you can’t be as sad.

[theo lovett]

T H E O She made the most annoying noises in bed y'know. I've never told anyone that but I needed to get it off my chest, it was weird. Excellent medical advice. Bourbon?

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. Okay like what?! I need examples. Yes. It’s a bourbon night.

[theo lovett]

T H E O What I imagine a cartoon bunny would sound like if it was sorta, idk, whimpering? Dying maybe? Sort of squeaky. I think she thought it was hot. You're the dream.

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. Ew. Why?? That just already sounds like she’s trying way too hard. We deserve this, is what I’m telling myself.

[theo lovett]

T H E O Such a boner killer. I'm still really sorry I dragged you back from Seattle. I just know when I'm feeling better I'm gonna be so embarrassed about what a drama queen I've been.

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. Honestly? I missed you. So it’s fine, really.

[theo lovett]

T H E O I really missed you. Had to stop myself asking you to come home weeks ago.

[elyse condon]

E L Y S E. So sorry I was gone as long as I was. I just needed a little mental reset.

[theo lovett]

T H E O No, I'm sorry all we've done is talk about me, me, me. How are you holding up? Talk to me.