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[elyse condon]

ELLIE. I still better be your favorite brunette. Great! Let’s do something we haven’t in a while.

[theo lovett]

t h e o Forever. Mexican food and Mariokart?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Yes! Invite your ex gf if you want! I’ll be nice. Promise. Or can just be us! We haven’t had one of those nights in a while.

[theo lovett]

t h e o I wanna take her to karaoke with everyone, can you come along tomorrow?? Yeah let's have a roomies night.

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. I’ll be there. Are we going to our usual spot?! Yay. I’ve missed those. I watched a tik tok about making my own watermelon margarita, so you have to be my Guinea pig!!

[theo lovett]

t h e o Yeah, maybe from 8ish? Happy to oblige!

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Perfecto. Total eclipse or the heart, here I come! Have I told you lately I love you? Tell me what else is going on with you?

[theo lovett]

t h e o Stel lives out in the suburbs so she might have to stay with us after, is that cool with you? I love you more! Honestly nothing to report, it's been a trip having her around. No word from Dolly in months. Work's work. Nothing new.

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Oh my god, yes. It's scary to uber by yourself!! Unless you're like me, and always have your taser on you. Is Cleo able to come? Worried I'll be third wheeling with you and your friend the whole time. It's probably best you haven't heard from Dolly, let's be honest. Have you been on any dates lately?

[theo lovett]

t h e o Right, I wouldn’t be able to relax. Yeah she’s coming! I’ve asked Ollie too but no reply yet, surprise surprise. You wouldn’t be third wheeling though. Did I tell you she’s married? Yeah probably. A few here and there, nothing serious. You?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Uhm no, important detail! Where is her husband! Did you know him? I’m taking a dating hiatus! But I have hooked up with someone.

[theo lovett]

t h e o Crazy right, at 24. He’s army, all of this is pretty typical for Anchorage. Yeah haha, we played hockey together as kids, with her brother. Oh, anyone I know?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Aw cute. Married at 24 sounds so gross. Good for her, seriously though! I just feel like a baby. So small town! No, it was just someone I met while clubbing with some of my work friends! Nothing to write home about. He sort of sucked.

[theo lovett]

t h e o Crazy to me but I guess when you know, you know. Not surprising if you met him in a club. That's a really pretty picture btw, can you send it to me?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. I guess so. Just seems young!! You know how it is when the drinks are flowing and you’re on the dance floor. Don’t tell me you haven’t been there before! Aw thanks baby, yes of course! I liked your urinal selfie today.