, loaded

[theo lovett]

t h e o You can ask her about it, she's an open book. Me, never. I'm saving myself for marriage! Haha, thanks. No shortage of selfies.

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. I’ll ask her once we get some drinks in us. People always over share with alcohol! LOL. Okay. You forget I’m your roommate and we have shitty apartment walls. Though my favorite was the sweaty gym selfie you sent me on snap!! 🥵

[theo lovett]

t h e o Sure do. Tbh it really pissed me off at first but it's not my business. Hahaha sorry about that. FYEO!

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Well yeah. It probably stung a lot. If you didn’t say that, I’d be worried. Nice of you to still want to show her around. I’m a bitter bitch so you’re a better person than me! I loved it. Out of curiosity what do the girls all look like on your dating apps? Gym selfie girls? Influencers? I wanna know what it filters for you!

[theo lovett]

t h e o Not her fault, I'm just an easily replaced guy. Yeah a lot of that. Most of them are catfishes though, they want you to buy their Only Fans or go to some weird site. Some real ones but all very LA, very fitness influencer.

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Not true. Please don’t believe that for a second. You’re so special to me, T. Ew. I just knew it. You can take a guess at what is on mine.

[theo lovett]

t h e o No seriously, I was only sixteen remember. Plenty of teenage hockey players around. But you too Ellie, duh. I actually can't, tell me.

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. I’m sure it was more than that. You moved away, a lot was going on in your life. Did you want her to wait for you? The last time I looked it was mostly tik tok wanna be famous, I work for my millionaire daddy or residents at the hospital.

[theo lovett]

t h e o No, no way. I was a kid and I had no idea what was going to happen in my life, it wouldn't have been fair. Are you not actively on there these days?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. I didn’t know what was going on through with your head after running into her! But it’s not true abojt you being replaceable. I bet she struggled, for sure. No, taking a dating app hiatus!! Focusing on me. For a change.

[theo lovett]

t h e o She managed to! I think that's a really good idea. Want to go for a long hike this weekend?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. And you moved on eventually too babe! Guess I’ll just have to live vicariously through you and Cleo. Yes! Where should we hike?

[theo lovett]

t h e o Exactly, no hard feelings. Maybe I'll take a break too, it's a lot of pressure. Shall we do Runyon Canyon again?

[elyse condon]

ELLIE. Be honest - has it been a little weird? Yeah it is. As lame as it is, part of me still wants to meet someone organically. Not on an app. Who knows. Perf! Just us or do you wanna invite anyone else?

[theo lovett]

t h e o A lot weird, but nice too. Nostalgic, you know? LA has got to be a good place to be for that. Beautiful people and lots of them. Would you date anyone from the hospital? Nah, just us.