beatific

[theo lovett]

t h e o Smart. Of course you're more modest than me, always were.

[Deleted]

S T E L L A Yeah, but hard. Listen, I throw up my own gym or running selfie every once in a while on my Instagram stories! Mix it up.

[theo lovett]

t h e o I had you on mute for the same reasons. Taking you off mute right now.

[Deleted]

S T E L L A I have a confession. I followed you on a burner for a while, but then also muted it. Now it's official on main, or whatever they say these days. I can't keep up with the kids, just the babies.

[theo lovett]

t h e o I wish I was posting cool stuff then but I'm sure it was when I was just moping around San Diego feeling sorry for myself. Hahaha, expect to see me first on all your story view lists. I'm such an Instagram addict, my friends make fun of me for it all the time.

[Deleted]

S T E L L A Is it mean if I can confirm? I really didn't know you were in LA. What's your screen time, terrible?

[theo lovett]

t h e o Haha, I was so depressed, I don't think I posted anything at all for months. Pretty bad, especially on my days off.

[Deleted]

S T E L L A It was nice to see you happy. Or is, nice. You probably see some stuff, the decompression is probably needed. I hope your TikTok feed isn't paramedic compilations.

[theo lovett]

t h e o You too, kid. Thankfully not, it's mostly people using D&D dice to make gross sandwiches and bowls of cereal. And hot girls, obviously.

[Deleted]

S T E L L A Still wild. Do you get the bottles rolling down the stairs? Strangely soothing.

[theo lovett]

t h e o Hella weird. Yes, love those! OK, we're doing a hike, karaoke and comparing For You pages.

[Deleted]

S T E L L A Maybe it's fate, I dunno. I had this weird feeling I should do some travel nurse contracts, so gave myself a year. Six months in Oregon and now 6 months in LA, and here you are. You're going to laugh at mine, I just know it. How much of yours are the gym girls? Be honest.

[theo lovett]

t h e o No surprise exes in Oregon? Actually there's a lot of girl content and a lot of fitness content, but not really combined. I get a lot of snake girls? The algorithm understands that I'm a straight guy who likes exotic pets so it decided to combine those. Do girls get thirst trap content the same way?

[Deleted]

S T E L L A Unless you were there, nah. You're all I got in that department. So crazy how it learns. Mine's a little different - I look for workout videos, so I get a lot of fitness girls going through routines, but then it's mixed with NHL hockey player thirst trap edits, DIY home renovations and a funny pet video or two. All solid watches.

[theo lovett]

t h e o Damn, Jake was so close to being your true one and only. Sorry Jake. Once a puck bunny... Kidding, I know you actually understood the sport. God I miss hockey. Sounds like the algorithm isn't hurling baby videos at you yet though, there's a win.