kill v. maim

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E I’m glad you managed to make a good night out of it anyway, as I’m sure you can guess you didn’t miss anything. And I was with a girl but I wouldn’t have cared about that, for the record.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Ohh I’m sure I missed something! No champagne fights? I would have cared though - no need to crash what I’m sure was a dream night for her.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Believe it or not but they’re slightly more pared back these days, Charlotte told dad to stop playing Gatsby and I think it wounded him more than anything ever has. Oh, no, she wasn’t bothered either.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Wow, direct shot to the heart for you dad! Was it you and Bali princess’ first date?

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Haha no, how delayed would the second be if we only got round to it in July? Some girl I went to school with, so it didn’t impress her much. Anyway. Enough about my dating life, what’s happening in yours?

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E The slowest of slow burns! It's fine - hooked up with an actor recently that according to my friend was on Succession, been on a few dates with a lawyer who's actually been kinda fun. Nothing to write home about but not complaining either - I'll show you my Raya sometime, you can give me some pointers.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E ... Kieran Culkin? No thanks!!

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Nick something? Not going to lie, I totally forgot his name the second I met him and had to wait for someone to say it out loud. Are you on it? What if you came up, haha.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Oh shit, isn't he being Me Too'd? I am, not very active though.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Ugh, is he? Thankfully doesn’t have my number. It hasn’t fared me super well, to be honest. Get a lot of Robs.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Rosie, you could get anyone and you go for the sex pest. Allegedly. Not your type?

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Not like I knew!! We met at a bar, sometimes those things don’t get brought up! Just dry. The whole app thing isn’t my favorite, I’m better in person.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Haha I'm only kidding. I bet you're pretty good both ways.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Still, automatic ick. I do alright. I’m sure you do the same.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E I feel like you’re not the jealous type, which is actually really annoying.