kill v. maim

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E It’s good PR, she tells her friends, posts all over her socials, word gets around and then I get inundated with DMs. Solid investment.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Solid rate of return. What if I was one of those slides?

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E I’d assume you were a fake profile.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Well, luckily we met in person then. I also liked that about college. You.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E I honestly fell for you the second I met you.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E I had my head in a book for half the semester, but I figured it out eventually. It was a good couple years.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E You’ve given me impossible standards.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Same. Even now you still manage to keep me on my toes.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Do your colleagues know we dated?

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E I had to disclose it for an audit once, so some people in legal and a few of the higher ups would know if they actually read the paperwork. Otherwise no, haven’t felt a need to tell them - I don’t work on your accounts anyway, so no real conflict of interest.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Interesting.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E How so?

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Just thought they’d have stalked your socials enough to figure it out.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Went private a long time ago! If they know, they haven’t said anything. Or tried to make me persuade you any which way - today was just my side mission.

[tate mccarthy]

T A T E Alright, you should try to get the credit for saving the day.