in the orange .

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c l e o Honestly, is there a man alive who doesn't go for the whole cute, sweet blondie thing? I don't think you should live together.

[elyse condon]

e l l i e Probably not. Being blonde is too expensive!! I know. I just didn't want to lose him completely, you know?

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c l e o She's also small with boobs. Life is unfair. You won't, you know what he's like. But it's not healthy.

[elyse condon]

e l l i e It really isn't fair. I did have a lot of fun at karaoke though! Maybe I need to be a big girl and just get my own place. I would ask to live with you and Lily but I think I need some time. I know theo goes to yours a lot!

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c l e o AND SHE WORKS WITH BABIES. Ok stopping now. Always do! He does but I can tell him to fuck off. 💕

[elyse condon]

e l l i e I think she has zero negative qualities and I really like her. That's a lot coming from me! I ran into her at work the other day at work and she didn't even look like she was working!! I look like a mess and she was so put together. JEALOUS, again. Love ya. Is he really doing okay about the Dolly thing? Does he resent me for it? Be honest.

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c l e o You are way too nice for your own good, I wouldn't be able to be so sweet! I honestly think he's totally over it. I mean they were never gonna work, her family hated him and he's a country bumpkin at heart. Could you see her ditching her penthouse to move to Alaska?

[elyse condon]

e l l i e I’m nice now. You used to think I wa a mean before you knew me! Okay. That makes me feel better. He would’ve been insecure forever about her family.

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c l e o I was just jealous. Seriously I do not get what you see in him. Like I love him, duh, but you could snap your fingers and have ten guys after you. Get under someone else!

[elyse condon]

e l l i e I was jealous of you! We just connected as best friends. And then I started to find him more attractive. Are you still close with Percy De Vane? Maybe I need to slid into his DMs.

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c l e o The flat chested waitress with the hick accent?! Hell yeah, want me to set you up? He's always in some kind of messy arrangement but maybe he's single at the moment.

[elyse condon]

e l l i e Yes! You were instantly nice and talked to everyone. Hmmm if he’s all sort of complicated maybe not. But he is cute!

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c l e o Being a blabbermouth is nothing to envy. Who cares, one night! I bet he's a good lay.

[elyse condon]

e l l i e You are not a blabbermouth. You said that? Maybe you should give him a go!

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c l e o It’s ok, I famously am! Everyone at school said it, and it used to drive Ollie insane. Maybe still does. I don’t think he sees me like that. Besides, your need is greater!