. swim

[jane ridley]

J A N E Amaze. I’ll wear my new micro bikini. Can’t wait for the plethora of Versace prints and the chicken nugget platter, just for you.

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y I should warn you I've invited some of my "friends", you should probably invite some girls so they leave us alone.

[jane ridley]

J A N E Already in the group chat - mind sending 2 cars? You’re familiar with all of them, no glaring red flags and they’ll behave. Kind of.

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y As many as you need. I don't care. It's my brother's boat, he's loaning it to me and paying staffing costs so he can be sure I won't show up to his birthday party, how fucked up is that? He thinks I'm "a liability".

[jane ridley]

J A N E Angel. Well where would you rather be - schmoozing with family and “colleagues” that will eventually leave and talk shit about everything, or on a boat you don’t have to care about?

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Don't worry, I'll be shit talked either way. But I'd rather be tanning with you for sure.

[jane ridley]

J A N E Are you close with any of your family?

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y My sister. How about you, what's your family situation?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Also close with one of my sisters. The other went full Amish back in Ohio. Values greatly differ!

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Stoooop. How many do you have? Are they as hot as you?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Two, and no. Unless you’re into living off the land, then Rory’d be your hot farmer wife.

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y There's something so hot about that. Do you think she's a virgin? Or is she married?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Babe, she has 4 kids with a 5th on the way. Reproducing for the Lord™️

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Oh, ew. What does she think of you? Eternal damnation?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Probably hosts a prayer circle every Sunday for me. We stopped talking when I went to college and realized making out with someone at a party wasn’t the biggest taboo in the world.