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[thompson weathers]

t o m m y That must have fucked you up though? I had a Catholic girlfriend once, she didn't believe in god or anything but she had this weird Catholic guilt after we had sex, it was fucked.

[jane ridley]

J A N E What’s that iconic Panic at the Disco line? Accessorized with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie? It’s fine, I knew once she brought her now husband around she was a lost cause. We did church on Sundays but it was never shoved down my throat, thank god. Then came Ohio State, and I was reborn.

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Good, being a heathen looks good on you.

[jane ridley]

J A N E Either way, I always look good on my knees. What are you up to tonight?

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Not gonna argue with you there. Think I’ll drink myself to oblivion, order KFC and watch a horror movie. You working?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Nah, off for once. Face mask, tequila, whatever serial killer doc is top 10 on Netflix right now in the cards.

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Wtf is with women and true crime?

[jane ridley]

J A N E We all have men in our lives we likely want to murder, they keep us at bay. Or consistently prepared.

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Why don’t you hang out with me instead? I promise not to murder you.

[jane ridley]

J A N E Do you promise to do a face mask with me?

[thompson weathers]

t o m m y Promise, we can braid each other’s hair too. Your place or mine?

[jane ridley]

J A N E As if that’s a question, yours. I need a big screen and you probably have a cloud couch. And good midnight snacks. And better tequila.