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[jane ridley]

J A N E Come back to LA, imy xX

[olivia hamilton]

l i v IMYT! I just checked my calendar, looks like I'm touching down in LA next wednesday to sunday! Will you be around!?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Yesss please come play with me. I'll take you and friends to our suite at So-Fi for football, can mingle with some NFL players after the game!

[olivia hamilton]

l i v Ugh, music to my ears. I'm in!! This is my favorite of the year, flirting with football players. Why do you know me so well?

[jane ridley]

J A N E Because I'm the best, and you're thee girl to be. Rookies and vets alike will be dying to talk to you, can't wait to see who you end up choosing.

[olivia hamilton]

l i v You are the best! Always my fave xoxo I honestly think the two of us combined, we could have anyone! I'll be your wing woman!

[jane ridley]

J A N E No, no, I'm here for you babes. Unless you've got some secret dashing man waiting in the wings?

[olivia hamilton]

l i v You know I have a few I go back to, but never tied down!! Having too much fun, you know?!

[jane ridley]

J A N E The world is your oyster right now, little one, and you're absolutely dripping in pearls. Exactly how you should be playing it. Want to do a table while you're here, too? Delilah could use some fun on its banquettes, missing your spark!

[olivia hamilton]

l i v And who really wants to be locked into something anyways? Men surprisingly have mixed feelings when you suggest that you just want to fuck around. My ex is a soon to be MLB player, so make sure I post some good pics at So-Fi will you? Only if my fave girl is waiting on me!!

[jane ridley]

J A N E Because they're insecure when they're not calling all the shots. And easy, consider it done. We'll network you right into the owner's suite - MLB boy will be nothing but a distant memory, and he'll realize his biggest loss. Friday, I'm all yours xX Your usual? 10 headcount upon arrival, top shelf vodka & tequila, 2 bottles of champagne to start & a bag of cherry gummies? x

[olivia hamilton]

l i v I like when they call the shots in bed or about planning something. That’s it. Thank you 🫶🏻 I’m obviously over it, but my tik tok has only gotten bigger and bigger since he’s been gone. So I’ll dangle it in his face. Actually can you make it 12 headcount??? I think my friend Bailey will be in town! I’ll include her and she can bring a friend. Everything else sounds perfect! Oh also, if you see Hanna, don’t let her in.

[jane ridley]

J A N E As you should, on both accounts. He’s going to know he fucked up too when he sees you out with someone even more famous. Consider it done! Ooh, what’s the drama with Hanna?

[olivia hamilton]

l i v My sweet revenge. She posted a tik tok basically saying “tips on how to make rich friends!”

[jane ridley]

J A N E Yikes, that’s tacky as fuck. How to meet rich men, I would understand. How to make rich friends gives desperation and a lack of understanding of social circles.