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[olivia hamilton]

l i v Okay so Miami and then you MUST see me in New York. My apartment is insane!

[jane ridley]

J A N E Ooh tell me about it, sell me on the amenities. Are you close to an Equinox?

[olivia hamilton]

l i v Right around the corner! Newly renovated kitchen, bathrooms, two baths, we have a rooftop garden area, I have a WALK IN CLOSET. Thanks to my daddy for finding this place for me!

[jane ridley]

J A N E Bless his heart, as they say. In unit laundry? That's the game changer.

[olivia hamilton]

l i v Yes to in unit laundry! I did look at a place that didn’t have it and almost signed for it. Glad I didn’t! Next up, I’m taking cooking lessons. Broadening my horizons!!

[jane ridley]

J A N E Oh god, soon enough you're going to be too good for 99% of men in the world!

[olivia hamilton]

l i v We’re already too good for all the men!!

[jane ridley]

J A N E Actually so true. I swear if women ruled the world everything would be in so much of a better place!! They can serve us the cocktails.

[olivia hamilton]

l i v I'm imagining us on an exotic island being served the best cocktails and the most delicious food! And being waited on hand and foot.

[jane ridley]

J A N E Sounds like it's time to build our own Barbie land. I'll be Disco Barbie.

[olivia hamilton]

l i v Definitely see you as disco barbie. I'll be fitness barbie or maybe malibu barbie!

[jane ridley]

J A N E Hmm, who should your Ken be.

[olivia hamilton]

l i v Can we have two Kens?

[jane ridley]

J A N E You can have as many Kens as you want. One for each activity.

[olivia hamilton]

l i v Just seems silly to only have one! Tell me your type of Ken.