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[cora wolfe]

c o r a Putting this in writing - when we finally get through my mother's Labor Day party, I will choke her with a lobster claw.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a You should never put your crimes in writing. I thought she hadn't been too bad, by her standards.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a I’ll take solitary confinement for 600, please! It’s a front - between this and Sadie’s wedding I’m worried it’ll all go Beckham-Peltz fast. I’m at our Kansas City studio right now to avoid her!

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Yes, Kansas City to avoid your mom. I'm sure!

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Umm my beautiful and wonderful and incredible business partner also lives here?? Charlie says hi, bitch.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Mhmm. How long are you there?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Leave me aloneeeee. Until whenever, not on a timetable. Where are you right now?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Montauk, come here. Kansas City is so… provincial.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Beach baby time? You’re looking so skinny, btw. Amazing. It’s Midwest and wholesome. Time moves at -3 times the pace, the air is fresh, and I am absolutely smashing all the bbq. What if Charlie converted me?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Thought we'd have her birthday out here. Thank you, it's stress. Sounds tedious. What's really going on? What are you avoiding? I'd disown you, obviously.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Whatever works! I’ll be back for her bday, would be criminal for me to miss. I can’t believe she’s going to be two. Sades and mom have been fighting, reminds me of when it was kind of hellish growing up. Wouldn’t blame her if her and Adam just eloped.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Actually makes me feel ill, I've lost all my appetite. Ah, I'm sorry. Do you want me to get my dad to speak to her? He can usually calm her down. You'd think she'd be bored of weddings.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a What are you stressed about? It’s her daughter, it’s like she’s suddenly planning the Super Bowl. If Sadie calls me crying again then yes, will plan an intervention. I miss life being dumb and easy.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Having a two year old. It's not hot. Has she settled on a date? It'll come round before you know it and things will settle down again.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a She’s beautiful and sweet and happy and healthy, and you’re an absolute MILF. Don’t doubt yourself. Yeah, next September at the Cape Cod estate. I’m doing her invite designs as we speak. One more year might turn my hair gray, is ashy blonde still in?