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[cora wolfe]

c o r a When was the last time you got laid?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a I haven't since Aria. I got so fat, I'm still losing the baby weight. You?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Over a month, but this is not about me - you're so hot, Aish, men will fall all over you. My whole new goal is getting you under someone.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Who was it? Ugh but 95% of men aren't even good at it.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Honestly, can't even remember his last name that's how inconsequential it was. Met him out in Chicago, he liked whiskey sours, all I really retained. We'll find that 5%, or we'll just have to find a woman!

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a I don't know what happened, I've lost all interest in casual sex. Like, I feel freaked out by the concept. How do you know they won't murder you? Secretly film you? At minimum, disappoint you. Whiskey sour man might be peddling your sex tape right now.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a And risk a lawsuit? Nah, he can enjoy the amazing bj and get on with his life. Sounds like you lost your sex drive and gained a heaping amount of anxiety. What does your therapist say about it?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Ugh, hope he actually deserved it. My therapist says I'm "reestablishing a relationship with my body after giving birth" and it's apparently very normal. Men are just giving me the ick.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Do they ever? I mean, that’s fine. We don’t need them to live. When was the last time you took a legit vacation?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a You don't think Montauk is a vacation?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Not when you have a toddler in tow.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a The nanny is here. How was Cancun? Feel like I haven't spoken to you since.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Doesn’t count. It was fun, tbh! Totally forgot I had a vacation hookup and found out he’d also dated Dolly which was such a lol. Even Rosie was fun post rescue mission, you should have joined!!

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Do you ever feel like our world is too incestuous? Thank you for sorting that out, but I'd have killed myself if I had to witness it.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Plot twist, he was some paramedic from Alaska! He wouldn't say but like, don't you think they probably met in a hospital trip?? Dying to know if she was admitted. But yes, rich people problems. Same people, different day. Could always move to Europe and start fresh. Anytime, sunshine. Let's just do a girl's trip, off the grid, see you later world.