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[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Oh ew. In Alaska? Maybe it was a skiing accident, though I know they usually ski in Vail or Verbier, can't really picture them there. Maybe in winter, everyone is doing a European summer this year for some reason. We should probably invite Rosie.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Nah, he lives in LA and said he met her there! He was sweet but def not the chalet in Verbier type. I very much am though, not opposed to that idea at all. A few slopes, a lot of après ski. Do you actually want to or are you being nice? No clue if her and Tate are back on even, I can ask.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Oh, definitely an overdose then. Tate implied she went hard behind closed doors. February would be a better time to go to Verbier, pencil it in. Am I ever nice? They aren't, Tate's whoring around and it's gross. It'll send him a message if we invite her.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a That or alcohol poisoning were my theories - i'm sure that's an interesting story of how it went from like, admittance to a date. Should have pressed him on it, but tbh we were all so drunk the whole time. Done & done, need to get some new gear anyway. Ty for the excuse! No, hence me questioning your motives! I've always liked her, wouldn't mind at all. Better than anyone he could have dragged home from Vegas.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Not very hippocratic of him. Are paramedics held to the hippocratic oath? We can go shopping. You like everyone. Ugh, don't, I honestly shudder to think.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a As far as I know, yes! Do you think she asked him out? Cool, hopefully Moncler will be good that collection. I didn't like that redhead he was seeing for a minute, Dana? She was too much. Like could have been a Vegas pool girl, just with a better net worth.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a I honestly didn't think she'd date someone povvo, she probably did it to piss her parents off. I'm a Goldbergh girl now, never lets me down. He always goes for the trashiest women in our tax bracket, think Freddie is rubbing off on him.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Obvi didn't last! Don't they all hate each other anyway? I forget Charlotte dated one of them - ugh maybe you're right, we're all so closely tied. Chic. God knows how they find them...or why there are so many? The actual questions. Do you and Freddie even talk anymore?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Super fucked up family. I don't know if they dated. I'm so over it honestly. They're all so thirsty, like have some dignity. Haven't for years. Do you?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Semantics - does that mean one of us has to marry Robbie? Ugh. Money can't buy you class. Fuck it, let's invite Rosie. I'd rather die than vacation with a current flavor of the month. Mostly socially when we all go out. He's the same, just with a corporate e-mail address now. Not by choice.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a I nominate you. They have an amazing place in the Maldives I really wanna go to, take one for the team! They always DM me acting like we're sisters now? Vom. Rosie can pay her way now, she's got some big time job. How predictable of him.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a I'd rather drown myself like Kim's earring than put out for him. Kinda a slut for the Maldives though, let's just have Tate tell Dolly we're gonna commandeer it for a month. 🤮 "hey sis xX" *calls you aisha mccarthy And fly scheduled? Why? You sleep the whole plane ride anyway, princess, I need someone to keep me company. If it ain't broke, I guess!

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Oh he's not that bad, you've done worse. Omg exactly that. Or assumes we're step siblings? Fine, whatever. What do you think his bodycount is?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Have you seen his tan lately? It's Trump orange. This shit's on Wickipedia, do a solid Google search. So embarrassing. And then they want a Christmas party invite!! He's hot and chronically unavailable, I bet it's stupidly high. At one point he said he was talking to like, 10+ girls at one time.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Just looked it up, hahahaha. I still think I would tbh. Don't they all, he better be back with Rosie by then. Or Dolly. I believe that. Would you?