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[aisha van buren]

a i s h a I wouldn't bet on it. I heard that too, and he basically abandoned the baby. Apparently he's also stupid, on top of being a deadbeat dad.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Ok, Taylor Fritz is a hard no. Tommy Paul? You could take Paige Lorenz in a fight.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a She's also a total bitch. Her Instagram is so cringe now, she looks like AI.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a It's like she's 3 years behind all the current beauty trends, how bizarre. Looked up some Rolex event in Paris in October, we can go steal her man and do some shopping.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Have I told you that I love you recently?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a You haven't, I was about to have my Hermes SA search around the world for a navy mini Kelly bag for you just to maybe buy your affection back!!

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Okay I take it back, I'm still not sure.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Whatsapping her furiously that if it’s not in Paris by October I’m going to start using someone else. We’ll have a whole celebration day for its arrival, I can’t wait!

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a I don't know what I did to deserve you as a cousin but I'm thanking the powers that be. I'm sorry I've been... awol.

[cora wolfe]

c o r a Gave us fucking insane parents, that's what. Don't be, baby. I just don't want you to be lonely if you don't have to be. We'll do whatever you want - I can show you my grill skills. I make a mean grilled pineapple margarita these days.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a God they really are fucking insane. I didn't realize the depth of it until having my own. Never lonely, don't worry about that. What do you want to do?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a They’re their own breed, I’d almost admire it if they hadn’t taken years off my life already. I want to pretend we’re silly teenagers here for the first time, eating $75 lobster rolls and going on morning beach walks with Left Hand coffees. Anyone have a golden retriever we could commandeer?

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Do you think we’ll end up the same way? Everyone has a golden retriever we could commandeer. Want to compete for the most basic Insta post?

[cora wolfe]

c o r a God, I hope not. I'm already too tired to do the amount of traveling my mother does with her boyfriend. Fuck yes. I need a White Claw and some unironic beach chairs. And like, a metal bucket. And some country lyrics.

[aisha van buren]

a i s h a Maybe a younger man would give you fresh energy. Hahaha, challenge accepted. Speaking of basic, I have to tell you something, but only if you absolutely swear not to tell another soul.