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[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Hey, you free for a sec?

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E To see you or to chat? First is no, second is I have about 10 seconds.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e OK, no easy way to say it so I'll keep it brief. I have chlamydia! So, um, get tested if you haven't? Sorry. Bye!

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Are you serious.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e It's the most common STD and mostly symptomless. Basically doesn't matter! Forget about it.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Your casualness kills me sometimes. Should have mentioned that in your 30 under 30 write-up somewhere. Know anyone that can just write me a script so I don't have to leave my office? I'd rather just take the drugs and carry on.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Is this your way of saying congratulations? Actually I’ve looked it up and it can make women infertile. So maybe just go? I’m on antibiotics for a few days, it’s no biggie.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E Congratulations. On the write-up and the STD. I liked the suit you wore in the photo. Billing your company for the hour I have to take to step away for the doctor's appointment, then.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Thanks, lots of big moments for me. Thanks, Zegna. You could have given it to me?

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E True talk of the town! Shoulda known. Sleeve monogram? The latest thing I've slept with lately is my work laptop in my bed, not sure if it's transferrable via UV rays.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e It's pretty embarrassing, way more embarrassing than the syphilis. You know it! Your former colleague has huge STD vibes.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E A true Tate McCarthy original quote. How was the party, at least? Good thing I never fucked him! I think I'm getting promoted, speaking of. Probably trying to dodge me suing them.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e At least the syphilis I earned. It was alright, lotta ego in the room but hey, Hailey Bieber was there. Not sure I believe you. How about the hockey guy? I bet they get around. Or maybe you're really good at your job.

[rosie de la cruz]

R O S I E She giving away her lip tints? I'll have to ask Georgie if she got any. That's a bit low of you....I will have to tell Chris though, ugh. Can't wait. I'm sure it's a bit of both.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Yeah, you'd have to ask her. I was pretty surprised not to get a text from you, to be honest. Not even a thumbs up on the Linkedin announcement, I checked. Get checked first, if you don't have it, you don't have to. Problem solved.