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[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE I hate finance bros. They probably all want to fuck her.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e They do, had a whole office sweepstake going.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE I want to say that’s fucked up..and it is. But I almost feel like we would do something like that?

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Remember when we first went to college and used to race to try to win the same girl over? Maybe we should bring that back.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE It’s time. Let’s use your party as the revival. Unless all of your girls are coming.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e They are but we can pick someone new.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE I'll invite a few of mine girls so they don't feel left out when we stop paying attention to them. They can probably bitch about us together.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e We should probably invite all the guys, make it fair.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Probably. Will sort of pissed me off in Montauk that weekend we all went. We should invite him because he'll be dramatic about it. But he was really annoying.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e Give him a final warning. You can invite Thompson too, just make sure he leaves Aish, Gigi and Rosie alone.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Final warning it is. I'm telling him that from the both of us. Deal. If he comes. But hot girls might entice him.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e I think Liv's gonna come, and I also suspect they've got something going on. So should be fine.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Fuck yes, she's coming. That will absolutely get him there. God damn your roster.

[tate mccarthy]

t a t e I've gotta say, I think my roster is the most impressive it's ever been.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Honestly, I'm so proud.