inching closer

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Or his daddy is a doctor and paid for him to keep the tradition alive. Are you more excited to see my place or see me?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'll have to ask. oh, your place, definitely. is it like an upscale frat pad? is there a foosball table? do you own a gaming chair? are there dead hookers in a closet?

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Guess you're going to just have to see for yourself and be surprised!

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you with a shaved head makes me unspeakably horny, btw.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE I thought I always made you horny?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i oh shh. anyway, are you dating anyone?

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE You know I'm right. What do you classify as dating?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i'm not going to put out unless you do your presentation for me. going on dates.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Is this some kink of yours that’s new and I don’t know about? But fine. I can do that. Not dating anyone seriously. Been on a few dates though.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i just think it’ll be funny, tell me all about your revenue projections baby!! tell me about them.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Why is it funny?! One of them is a model. I just usually see her whenever she's in town.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i office jobs are fake. more details! give me the goss.

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Whatever you say! Well I have a rotation. It works for me and the few girls. They don’t want anything serious but they wanna go on dates, be treated for a night and fucked. Ya know?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i oh I know. do you include me or am i in a separate category?

[freddie beaumont]

FREDDIE Yes and no. I see and talk to you more than some of the other girls in the rotation. So sort of the same but different?